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this is just where I post a lot of nonsense that serve as a good laugh to those who need a little giggle to brighten their day up~! that and I'll be posting up some doodles here so watch out QvQ DeviantArt // Old Doodle Blog

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👅 PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN 👅

Hey everyone! We’re happy to announce that pre-orders for Symbiosis: An 18+ Venom Zine are now open! Sales for the physical bundles will remain open until March 15th at 11:59 PM EST. Sales for the PDF will remain open until April 30th at 11:59 PM EST. 

Symbiosis features 150+ pages of art & comics (both sfw &nsfw) by 130+ extremely talented artists! The physical zine will be 8.5 x 8.5 inches and feature a spit spot gloss cover.

We have four purchasing options available and we are expecting to begin shipping pre-orders in late May 2019. PDFs will be sent out after physical orders and all of our proceeds will benefit the ASPCA.

THIS ZINE IS NSFW AND NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE UNDER THE AGE OF 18. BY PURCHASING IT YOU ARE CONFIRMING THAT YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF MAJORITY. 

🖤 PAYMENT OPTIONS 🖤

Our store is enabled to accept both Stripe and PayPal payments! We ask that if you are paying with a credit card, please do so with Stripe! PayPal is there for customers who do not have a credit option and we would prefer to keep its use to a minimum to avoid any complications! Thank you!

✨ GIVEAWAY ✨

We’re hosting a giveaway here and on Twitter! One lucky winner will receive a Monster Fucker Bundle + any and all unlocked stretch goals completely free of charge. The winner will be chosen via randomizer and the results will be announced on March 14th!

To Enter: 

1 reblog = 1 entry

1 retweet = 1 entry

Likes, qrts, multiple entries, and giveaway accounts will not be counted! Good luck all!

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[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

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HE SITS

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Plomp

[opossumsantics]

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

[defilerwyrm]

she is BETRAYED

[detectivegamer]

@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cappoochi]

I– craved for some personal drawings and drew some NieR Automata stuff!! I had a small lil AU where 9s is 9 yrs old and 2b is 2 yrs old because why not??

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source

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[childhoodruiner]

[1892]

every student @ the whiteboard when there’s no teacher in the room

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[death-by-lulz]

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[mszombi]

This is the second photoset of this comedian I’ve seen on my dash and I absolutely have to look her up because she seems delightful

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moodboard

[hateshinai]

A JORNADA - SAUDADE /// MICHIKO TO HATCHIN 

CHROMONICCI. - POWER

[waytothewoods]

audhfghghhhh i finally got a trailer out for my game Way To The Woods! please watch it! thank you ;__;

[vacuumchan]

it’s her birthday!!

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this is it

this is the vine that killed me

[pr1nceshawn]

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

[mishasminions]

TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET

[growthandsecrets]

Siiiigggghhhh

[simplysiminspo]

Memoriessss

[procrastinationasperformanceart]

Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer

As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which is just not practical. The mini-washer is a life saver

The panda mini washer hooks up to the sink, is incredibly lightweight (about 28 pounds, so light even I can lift it) and easy to use. 

It has a surprisingly large capacity. The basket from the first picture represents about one and a half loads. The jeans took up a whole load while the rest filled the bin only half way. 

Here’s the inside. The left is the washer the right is the spin dryer. Yes, it even drys.

Basically you shove your cloths into the washer, fill it up with water and let it go. I use my shower head to fill it up so it goes faster, the sink hook up took about five minutes to fill the whole tub, with the shower head is is down to a minute an a half. I do it in three wash cycles, a five minute rinse with baking soda, a five minute wash with soap and a three minute rinse with water. You have to drain and refill between each cycle so it’s a little more labor intensive than a traditional washer. 

That’s the spin dryer. It’s about half the capacity of the washer so one wash takes about two loads to dry. The spinner is much more effective than I was expecting. A three minute spin gets my cloths about 90% dry. I hang them up to air dry for that last 10%. 

The machine cost me about 150$. When you factor in two dollars for the bus, five for the machines (per week), the mini-washer pays for its self after only about six months worth of laundry. 

I’m not great at expressing emotion, but I’m hoping you can tell how excited I am.  Let me just say that the panda mini-washer is great and I highly recommend it to anyone currently using a Laundromat.  

[ihatethebitchwhorunsthisblog-de]

Read this and immediately bought it on Amazon for $180. I spend $15 a week to have my laundry done so this pays for itself in 3 months for me. THANK YOU JESUS.

[thepushyqueenofsluttown]

OMG

[wasjopara]

@ all my nyc pendejas

[onlyblackgirl]

[pseudocoding]

Oh by the way, they have table top dishwashers that are pretty much the same thing:

[breelandwalker]

This is one of the biggest technological breakthroughs for the everyday homeowner in the current decade: the realization that refrigerators aren’t the only things that can be miniaturized for better affordability and minimal space requirements.

Can you IMAGINE how this is going to change the lives of college students and apartment-dwellers? Or anyone with a lower income who can’t afford a place with “luxury” appliances like dishwashers and laundry machines?

There’s an even cheaper option called the Wonder Wash where you tumble the thing yourself and you’ll have to line-dry the clothes, but it apparently works very well.

[foodffs]

As an apartment dweller, I want to spread this.

[historicblackmark]

Save a life

[macrolit]

$189 at Amazon.