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zombieofdrake

whattywhatwhat

This is literally the best one yet. And probably the best one ever.

partyofclowns-deactivated201803

“wrecka stow”

blackfairypresident

when nonblack people try using aave around black people

ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

jadeybug-deactivated20200812

to see this on tumblr pulls my heartstrings.

oddgeneration

😭😭😭💀💀💀 @ the laughs

chick-fil-a-is-heaven

The laughs just killed meeeeee I really need to chill

mtvmademedoit

lmao this was solid

dreadedphilosphy

Lmao

imhere4thedrinks

Bruuuh I remember the first time I saw this movie😂😂😂 I was legit cackling.

happynewfears-deactivated201701

hi, can y'all help me raise $275 to get my baby brother to his football tournament on Thanksgiving? he’s been super mature and good about our financial situation and not being able to see his dad this whole year for an 8 year old and im working on Thanksgiving and Christmas to be able to give him the holiday he deserves and it would be beautiful if everyone could help us get him there this year. this is he first playoffs his team has been too in 15 years i think. it would mean a lot to him and us for him to play.

(if this post somehow upsets you i think you should block me or log out and have a nice day doing things that don’t raise your blood pressure unnecessarily.)

paypal.me/sleepisforlovers

happynewfears-deactivated201701

$200 away from his goal if you cant donate now that’s fine bc the deadline is Wednesday night when his team is supposed to leave for the tournament!

partypoodle-deactivated20220209

My dad left this outside my bedroom door and it looks like one of those “reblog the TP money tower for good luck” posts so do as you will.

venusianhag

YOUR DAD BROUGHT THE MONEY MAGICCCCCC

acakewalkofcrocodiles

Okay but now I can’t risk it. I love toilet paper and money

yungjerkules-deactivated2021092

I can’t not

pro-trash-monster

Your dad brought you TP????

micdotcom

Jeff Sessions, an actual U.S. senator and Trump advisor, says groping women’s genitals isn’t sexual assault

Sen. Jeff Sessions bent over backwards Sunday night in his attempt to dodge Trump’s words, telling the Weekly Standard that he didn’t “know what it meant” when Trump said he could grope a woman’s genitals because he was famous. Maybe he should read the U.S. Department of Justice’s definition of sexual assault.

cognitivedissonance

Meet your new attorney general, folks.

gatorfisch

And he called another attorney a “race traitor ” IN COURT.

miltonsong

Can we go back to 2015 and just erase this entire fucking year?

destinyrush

Twitter is letting Mike Pence have it

cleothegoldfish

These are all great

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It bothers me that musical is spelled wrong tho

bellygangstaboo

When all of your fiancé's family thinks the dessert you made looks fancy.

nobilitydefined-blog

All aboard. 🚂

bellaxiao

heathens-and-kings

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”