ShanzoDragoness @shanzodragoness - Tumblr Blog

“Trial of Hearts” Get enough hearts or else you won’t be able to survive Ganondorf’s hotness, which is also a good reminder to stay hydrated ;3

fool-1-tool

How did we go from this

To this?

I’m not complaining… I’m just…amazed,fascinated(and generally intimate with how this turned out)

lilipunks

shmowl

Rehydrated Ganon comics are my lifesource

So I've been away for a while, away from fandom for a couple of years. Buying a house, being an adult, life testing me by yeeting me from my career via redundancy then making it virtually impossible to get back in...

I'm back, though "no" as I looked at switch prices. The change from disc to cartridge meaning I'd not be able to play botw on it, and the wii u not being my machine I can't finish the dlc I bought

Well anywho, I just saw that this is official art to Ganondorf in TOTK. I clearly did not get the memo, opportunities lost. I strayed away from fanfiction writing as I had a new relationship at the time.

Well, the universe likes to test me to my limits and I've decided to delve back into it.

I've published a book, like actually published, it's on Amazon for all you amazing people to see. It's called Sorcerers of Avalaria, and it's my brainchild of almost 15 years, finally in print form

Anyway, have this official art I found, and inspo for my side works

#tloz tears of the kingdom #art #book #fanfic #announcement

bunjywunjy

I could swear this pan was full earlier. they are shrinking

bunjywunjy

it's because mushrooms do not take up. much room.

shanzodragoness

I was cooking with my boyfriend and he dropped a pea on the floor.

Me: Oh no, someone's peed on the floor

His mum: *bf* why have you peed on the floor

It took my boyfriend a painfully long time to realise what we were saying 🤣🤣🤣

#dad jokes #food #funny stuff #cooking #peas #peed on the floor #get it?

My newest piece is dedicated to everyone who is defiant in the face of chronic illness

For all of us who fight every day and never give up, the warriors of the world.

My goal is to spread awareness and encourage fellow artists to draw your OC with the ribbon for a cause dear to you, whether you or someone you know if affected.

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About me... I'm 25 years old and was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease earlier this year, the only sign being the intense knoting pain in my abdomen. It is very much a hidden disability which I fight every day, most often needing to take naps to fight fatigue. Thanks to me thinking I'd be a burden, I am beyond management with diet and immunesuppresants alone, I was put onto biologic medication within days of diagnosis, it saved my life. I was risking a bowel perforation which would've killed me. The character shows my determination and DEFIANCE in the face of this disease I must carry for the rest of my life

Crohn's and Colitus UK uses a purple ribbon, the one Shannon wears on the end of her tail

Defiance by ShannonDragoness on @DeviantArt

https://www.deviantart.com/shannondragoness/art/Defiance-999686501

#chrinic illness #signal boost #oc #ribbons of defiance #defiance #campaign #awareness #disease #Crohn's #Crohn's and Colitis #Crohn's and Colitis UK #crohn's disease #crohnie

k-eke

Halloween pup

ebookporn

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle

neil-gaiman

A zeugma walked into a bar, my life and trouble.

shanzodragoness

Adulting. Not story related

Thinking I had a preference for beard or no beard...

Find yourself a man who looks hot af either way, bc mine does 😁

shanzodragoness

I was not prepared that half and half is an option.

Adulting. Not story related

Thinking I had a preference for beard or no beard...

Find yourself a man who looks hot af either way, bc mine does 😁

#adult life #boyfriend #he's hot with and without #I can post about how insanely attractive he is #bc he doesn't know my tumblr #I'm safe

lurkinglurkerwholurks

ICYMI, there was fear that companies were scraping public AO3 fics to train their AI without the consent of AO3 or its users. That fear has been confirmed.

AO3 has written about what they’re doing (and what they’re not able to do), and they recommend restricting your work to AO3 registered users only. [Instructions here]

This gross misuse of the archive by techbros is why I’ve locked down my fics for the foreseeable future. I recommend the rest of you do the same.

shanzodragoness

The AI that use AO3 as a way to train are going to be a special breed

#ai #ao3 #protect your works #authors #writers #fanfiction

manatee-master

shanzodragoness

Reblogged bc I've seen this ten times on my dash in the space of two minutes

alivehouse

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

alivehouse

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

juniperjelly

reminder since we're gettin another wave of bots:

if you don't distinguish yourself from a bot, just any sorta indication that a human made the blog, like a funny pfp or description, or even a disclaimer that you're a lurker, then you're almost certainly gonna be blocked n reported for spam when you follow people

deluxeloy

Having a good URL is no longer an excuse. We shoot on sight, it's up to you to warn us you're real.

dollsahoy

Emphasizing that this isn't just a quirk of Tumblr Culture--we've had active malignant bot invasions before and we'd like not to have that again

one-time-i-dreamt

therottenkingsreckoning

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

uberfluss

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

thesebonesbite

Magnus Archives fan I see

partywithponies

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

shanzodragoness

👍🎂❤️😈🤞

Umm. What the fuc

shanzodragoness

I'd like to openly admit to the world that I am a survivor of domestic abuse. I thought I could deal with it, that it was somehow my fault why I'd get hit or get screamed at, that it was somehow my fault why I'd be backed up into a corner, curled up and praying for my life to end, there was no escape.

At the beginning he was so good to me, then everything changed a year or so in as he'd not pay me back for things. This escalated to him having me pay for large items on the promise that "it didn't matter who paid bc we were going to spend the rest ofour lives together". It was five years of this bullshit. Him robbing me blind.

When we broke up he refused to give me any of my belongings, or even compensate for the things he wanted to keep. He threw my belongings in the bin, and stole the rest, saying that I couldn't get them bc he'd just not let me in the house.

After looking through my finances I discovered that every one of my birthday meals were paid exclusively by myself. He'd pretend to pay me on his banking apps, only to cancel once he'd "shown" me that he was going to pay.

People like this break the trust that everyone else has to pick up and try to teach me how to trust again.

Now I'm stuck with some effects of all that shit. I saw a guy at the other side of the tunnel whilst I was on my way to work early morning, about his height, similar hair, and watching me. I almost lost my mind until I came up to 50ft of this man. It was a guy enjoying a greggs coffee, probably looking at me since you don't get that many signs of life that early in a morning.

Whenever I hear aloud alarm or someone shouts, my mind starts shutting down like all those times HE did that to me.

I had surgery on my leg a few months ago, he guilt tripped me into not being intimate... I was in pain bc of his threat to leave me. He convinced me over those 5 years that nobody else would have me, that I had an anger issue. I now know that this was a normal reaction to the constant lies, deceit and twisting things.

He left me after a threat, that he could no longer get anything out of me, quoted. Left after I refused to bail him out of £1500 of debt. I told him how I'd saved up money so hard for our future, only to have it taken away. He wanted my money, everything I'd saved up since I wouldn't spend it now there was no future. I refused.

And guess what, this has more plot than Eastenders.

Whilst I was in hospital, in pain, (pre-op) he hardly texted me, saying he was busy talking to someone else. Said that "if I was confirmed dying, he'd maybe visit me on my deathbed, to break up with mein person."

It gets better, he told me he was in love with a man who was a foreign exchange student who got stuck in America bc covid.

The truth, this man lives behind an anime girls drawing who does game streaming. Not a student from our university, the lies never ended. He had 'depression' and used that as an excuse to why he'd be horrible to me, yet be kind if he wanted to take advantage of me. Then he told me he pretends to be an anime girl on the internet. And he had a Tinder account to catfish lesbians into sending pictures of their breasts. I found out about previous times he'd attempt to cheat on me, 'attempt' bc they'd leave bc of his stalking nature.

Wait, there's more.

I recently found out he came out as transgender.

He also took away my two beautiful rabbits, I paid for them, paid for vet bills etc. All bc he feels entitled to everything and he'll get away with it bc it's a "breakup not a divorce."

He started the relationship bc a girl (me) was interested and it was an opportunity for him to get laid and get what he wanted.

Moral of the story.

Some monsters can really live a double life to get what they want, without remorse for their victim.

The reason why I publish this story is to warn everybody else out there what people are capable of. I have a five year period of lies, time I can never regain. I don't have the support from my family to pursue this legally. He did get away with it. It's a sick truth that women like me (and men too) go through this shit and there's so much that goes unreported.

I told my friends and my mum's friends about it all, to try and not bottle it all up. What I found out made my blood boil. The majority had their own story of domestic violence to tell. All unreported. All unprosecuted. All kept a secret bc we're "silly to let that happen".

I wish I could do something, now he'll walk free and not have a single repercussion for what he did.

That is a man who knows he can punch a woman in the face and get away with it.