yap session o clock

ves / olli | 21 | agender he/they

[shapeshiftingbeast]

agender transmasc / asexual / cupio-greyromantic (?)

this sideblog is mainly for me to ramble into the void about queer shit and my hyperfixations. don't expect coherency.

[shapeshiftingbeast]

The dysmorphia situation is crazy. I just heard myself via recording, and I didn't cringe.

[shapeshiftingbeast]

this shit ass hot weather gotta stop. Like at least when the sun is not even out. fuckin climate change

[mads-schubert]

Part 6 in my weekly poster series for 2026. Felt like making something a bit less text focused for this week

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these is most likely to fix your Blorbo?

I could fix them

Approval and validation could fix them

Being at their lowest could fix them

Fear could fix them

Pain and torture could fix them

Jail time / being imprisoned could fix them

Gay sex could fix them

Puppies could fix them

Therapy could fix them

Being an inpatient in a mental asylum could fix them

An ice pick lobotomy could fix them

Love, forgiveness, patience and affection could fix them

Voting ended onJul 4

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[questions-about-blorbos]

Do you have the same eye colour as your Blorbo?

Yes

No

My Blorbo does not have eyes

Voting ended onJul 6

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[shapeshiftingbeast]

i'm really at a knightcore time of my life right now

[shapeshiftingbeast]

five more months til top surgery 🙃

[speakingspirals]

i love having a long and deep conversation with someone, and when we can both tell its getting towards the end, we bring up a many random things as we can to keep it going. the beauty of not wanting to leave the moment.

[shapeshiftingbeast]

need me a guy that is the human equivalent of a guard dog

[shapeshiftingbeast]

benefits of changing job position: no strict kitchen dresscode, i can pierce my shit without hiding it, less customer interactions, probably less of a shitshow, no stress migraines

cons of changing job position: i have to talk to that area's manager :[

[steelsonnet]

The problem with being a knight in love with a wizard is he clearly wants to move into a tower, but he also knows I have to have space to patrol. At least we agree on the dungeon.

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[shapeshiftingbeast]

everytime someone says that aro and/or aces can't be in a relationship, an angel loses its wings

[shapeshiftingbeast]

College is done. Now i am left to the mercy of unstructured time and activities. May god have mercy.

[shapeshiftingbeast]

bring back rubrics because what do you mean i get a point off because i didn't discuss something that wasn't explicitly stated that i needed to discuss for an assignment

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves