random writing/thoughts and stuff

honestly I'm just gana use this as an outlet for all my random writing/fanart and stuff so baisicly there is no rhyme or reason (though there might be rhymes if I add poems and or songs). pronouns: he/him/they/them

[shark-el]

Here are my predictions for the Ted lasso finally:

The episode will start the morning after Keeley, Roy and Jaimie get far to inebriated the night they finally beat Manchester.

Roy wakes up disheveled, in a state of undress.

Turns to his right and finds Keeley curled up against him fast a sleep.

Trying not to wake her, he turns to his left to check his phone, only to find a happily sleeping Jaimie curled up also in a state of disheveled undress.

He looks to his right, then back to the left, then looks forward, at which point in the most Roy Kent fashion he yells "fuuuuuuuuuuck".

Queue them song.

[shark-el]

If someone asks

THIS!

THIS IS MY GENDER!

[shark-el]

One of my favorite things about Wednesday being so popular, is that people are finally open to the idea of watching the original Addam's family from the 60's .

It means I can share my love for this creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky and all together ooky family with so many more people who never wold have watched this amazing sitcom previously due to its age.

[shark-el]

Fei Hargreaves is quite literally 5 crows in a very fashionable trenchcoat

[teamrocketing]

outta my way gayboys im about to go swimming in the Gender

[shark-el]

Questioning queer gathers a group of adventures to find gender.

After traveling far and wide they happen to find out that gender is just a effing stream.

Disappointed they head back but over time they realize:

The true gender was the firends they made a long the way.

[seriesfive]

three non-binary people in the ofmd writers’ room :’)

[shark-el]

Jim's gender is badass

thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[shark-el]

Sometimes a family is a pirate crew with two mutually pining co-captains and a group of dumbasses who need to talk about their feelings.

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[shark-el]

(Infinity train book 4 spoiler warning!)

I'm convinced that the only reason book 4 of infinity train ended the way it did was so you can hear the word "sorry" in a canadian accent abunch if times!

[lhazaar]

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

[shark-el]

Ever since reading carry on whenever I listen to "What is this feeling" from wicked all I can imagine is Simon and Baz singing and figuring out they're ✨ roommates✨ .

Especially this part-

Simon and baz: "for you see my roommate is..."

Simon: "unnaturally peculiar and all together impossible to describe"

Baz: "BLONDE!"

[noandpickles]

Started watching The Good Place the other day.

[g0at0ad]

op how does it feel being the funniest person on this site

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[phantomchick]

The spirit of the show really does live on

[thepirateclown]

gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it

[hiraethishome]

At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

[shark-el]

If I had to represent fith year Baz's emotional and mental state in one song its gana be "rest in peace" from the buffy musical!

That's it that's the post