professional ankle biter

🌌miguel/beam 🌌he/it 🌌19 🌌trans and queer disaster 🌌portugal 🌌just a silly lil shark fiend🌌

[sharkkee]

An Ode to Selfishness

[robpilled]

bugs annoy me

[tamagotchikgs]

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.

[rosenkranz-does-things]

some more mr and mrs Spooky studies because the lighting in the first couple seasons is just incredible and i couldn't resist

[rosenkranz-does-things]

powerpoint presentations about aliens as a love language

[stoffbergart]

rewatching x files

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

[consultingcriminal-deactivated2]

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

[jack-daww]

You can also apply this to writing!

[holehaver]

dude i can’t smoke that type of weed, it makes me turn gay. i’m not gay usually, just when i smoke gay weed. come over to my house, bro, i have normal weed there.

oh shidd… looks like i’m all out of normal weed :/ just got gay weed left. well, what can ya do? btw your cock is looking amazing rn

[holehaver]

why did you guys give this shit 5,000 notes

[novur]

Visit Original Link

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

[sabertoothwalrus]

happy october time to bring back this bad boy

[spamtonspam]

making this was the funnest thing in my entire life youtube link in reblog

[endcant]

whenever someone says “OP” or “they” referring to me on a post i made i have a compulsive need to say “my name is cave actually” or “my pronouns are he/him actually” not because i dislike being called general terms but because i think it’s funny. it’s like someone’s watching TV and they see a minor character on screen and they turn to their partner and they’re like “get a load of this guy” and the character looks into their living room and is like “THIS GUY has a name thank you very much”

[endcant]

my name is cave spider. from minecraft

[100493503004422]

every day I get a reminder email from the adhd center to fill out the paperwork they sent me last week. & I have to admit they're right to have scheduled it to send every day

[neitherlightnordark]

alphys voice computer open. computer shpw me fortnite milfs

[sapphic-swatch]

#mtt voice hi I'm the computer. You're not getting that.

[mod2amaryllis]

[xueyangapologist]

just let out the most horrific wheezing laugh i’ve ever heard

[pitbolshevik]

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

[pitbolshevik]

me when im walking

[corvidable]

[spleen9000]

@catadromously how could you leave this important comment in the tags etc.

[doodle-dog-diary]

That’s the truest thing about this creature that anyone has said, ever

[jumpingjacktrash]

this animal is so travel

[spleen9000]

breaking news! gaboon viper actually just an 8 year old scooching around in a sleeping bag

[chestnutroan]

It’s been a year since some random fucking greek guy set up in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower. not much has changed but now he offers free mints from my sink and uses my soap dish as an ash tray. It’s 3 euros now thanks to inflation.

[chestnutroan]

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[chestnutroan]

The Print!!

[kenochoric-moved]

there's people that hate spam liking and i respect that but i simply love to see it. i see 99+ notes and it's one single person and i'm like go! go! go! go! godspeed!