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shitpostinguniverse

vladtheunfollower

catwithaknife

i am an unstimulated zoo tiger pacing in its cage and god is a small child banging on the glass

understands

hakonohanayome

iezabell

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sharky-sharks

Lush was selling these today!🦈

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gluttonousgoddess

or we could let an unnecessary danger to swimmers die.

yourladyindank

No the fuck we can’t. Because last I checked humans don’t own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, they’re IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.

Sharks aren’t a problem. They never have been. People are.

jeza-red

if you swim where the sharks are, it’s on you buddy, the animal gotta eat you don’t gotta swim

gluttonousgoddess

To @keyhollow let sharks die naturally, don’t go hunting them. Last I checked there’s no such thing as an important apex predator. Why on Earth are New Yorkers biting people? Know what we did to lightning? We found ways to deal with them. I’d say firework damage is usually from stupidity.

To @jeza-red so nobody can enjoy the beach now. The animal doesn’t got to eat innocent bystanders that are definitely not fish.

yourladyindank

I’m gonna ignore 95% of that and focus on the apex predator part.

They’re super important because they control prey animal populations, of prey animal populations get out of control it can heavily and possibly irreversibly damage flora, other fauna, and land. A keystone predator is literally irreplaceable

gluttonousgoddess

A “keystone predator” is nowhere near irreplaceable.

yourladyindank

Do you know what keystone means??

gluttonousgoddess

First off, calling something a keystone predator is erroneous at best. Second, keystones can be replaced.

yourladyindank

No

You literally just have no idea what you’re talking about.

https://eu.oceana.org/en/importance-sharks-0

http://www.sharksavers.org/en/education/the-value-of-sharks/sharks-role-in-the-ocean/

Sharks play a critical role in keeping our oceans healthy and in balance because most shark species are at the top of the marine food web.

The Importance of Sharks

whostolemymonkey

@miasmicsiren If you’re too stupid to read adult content, there’s even a children’s book on the subject!

gluttonousgoddess

Cherrypicking sources from shark apologists won’t work for you either.

beckyhop

Ah yes. “Shark apologists”. Those who defend the problematic behavior of *checks notes* preserving species and protecting the ecosystem.

eroticcannibal

Sharks aren’t even that dangerous to humans! Not only are shark bites PRETTY DAMN RARE, but they can be easily avoided by taking steps like not swimming where sharks are and utilising specially designed swim suits that prevent the sharks from mistaking you for food, and even shark mail, that stops their teeth piercing your flesh if they do bit you! You can learn how to drive them off in case of an attack and not swim alone to increase your chances of survival, should the worst happen! Sharks, the majority of the time, bite out of curiosity because they don’t have hands. Don’t look interesting. (Also they are absolute BABIES and you should interact them with the guidance of a professional if you have the chance.)

f1rstperson

There is a lot going on here but i think what i’m caught on the most is “shark apologists”.

themintycupcake

SHARK APOLOGIST I’m gonna fucking die. Sharks are problematic for fucking existing. Lord have mercy.

esendoran

fave tag: #I AM ABSOLUTELY A SHARK APOLOGIST

transmxnfenris

Reblog if you are a shark apologist

i-feel-fantastic-deactivated202

SHARK APOLOGIST

inscrutablereynard

@pragnificent made me a dirty shark apologist xDDDDD

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

We’re all paid shills in the pocket of Big Shark

systlin

I am infact a shill of Big Shark. They pay me in fish and seal blubber.

witchofobsession-deactivated202

I fucking hate Sharks. I am terrified of them. I hate fish in general. I have a phobia of fish, of open water, of the goddamn sea BUT

Sharks are important species for sealife and are necessary. They do not pose an immediate threat to us. Let them be.

valiantlychaoticbarbarian

Hi I’m shark apologist paid by Big Shark.

Jesus fucking Christ, THIS IS WHY OUR PLANET IS DYING, BECAUSE DUMB PEOPLE WHO DON’T BELIEVE THERE’S PROBLEM DON’T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT AND IT MAKES ME FUCKING FURIOUS

sharklord

Unless this is a joke and you’re just trolling, please never consider reproducing