Hawks Whore @sharktuna - Tumblr Blog

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

#unironically corbeau #i was getting a little jaded with merch making and art on a whole #i deadass don't remember what life was like in 2025 now because everything is just corbeau now

thepromiscuousfinger

Do yourself a favor and just write everything out of order. That's legit what's stopping me from updating my WIPs because the back of my head is demanding it has to be consecutively written in order or else it won't make sense.

....which is kind of dumb because when I came up with the plotlines they were from scenes right in the middle lol

#i knew i would have hated drawing all my terbeau comics in sequence and that's also why i do this #i draw whatever my brain wants to and when my brain isn't screaming to draw a specific scene i draw the inbetween comics #or even just the lighthearted non consequential funny short comics #imo its better to just do whatever the fuck you really want to so that you're at least doing something instead of dreading an update #i mean ig comics vs fics might be different but the shorter ones tend to get people interested in the chars anyway #and also allows for shorter funnier dialogue that's not plot relevant but still shows a dynamic #im talking too much once again

muntzerism-diggerism

i love making art

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Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

bunjywunjy

8/10 but fuck, OW.

#10/10 but really hard

godlessondheimite

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

theclockwitch

AH, this person has never been on a forced 10k run in 90 degree heat 90 % humidity and then forced to slam a liter of ice water.

You will cramp. You will throw up. It will not rehydrate you at all. The medic will get to practice his large bore IVs.

godlessondheimite

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

huffylemon

pukicho

Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??

time to put on my favorite shirt

furnishedfurnace

You drew that yourself!?

pukicho

im-dying-lol

It sucks ass

pukicho

legendaryjarcollection

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

mumblesplash

#it rlly do be like that

apolladay

A magical being offers to grant you money, no strings attached. It will be legally transferred to you, you don't have to pay taxes on it, and it won't break the economy or anything like that. No one will know you have it unless you tell them or spend it in ostentatious ways. There will be no gotchas or unintended consequences of simply having the money. You just have to tell it how much you want. (All in USD.)

$0

$1

$10

$100

$1,000

$10,000

$100,000

$1,000,000

$10,000,000

$100,000,000

$1,000,000,000

$10,000,000,000

A magical being offers to grant you money, no strings attached. It will be legally transferred to you, you don't have to pay taxes on it, and it won't break the economy or anything like that. No one will know you have it unless you tell them or spend it in ostentatious ways. There will be no gotchas or unintended consequences of simply having the money. You just have to tell it how much you want. (All in USD.)

$0

$1

$10

$100

$1,000

$10,000

$100,000

$1,000,000

$10,000,000

$100,000,000

$1,000,000,000

$10,000,000,000

Voting ended onJun 18

huckleberrymidnight

Me before clicking my choice:

This is the most I’ve thought about a tumblr poll ever

We’re sitting at around 1 mil cause that could get us moved somewhere, a house paid off, medical bills & credit cards paid off, a good bit in savings, and it’s a number I can still easily quantify in goods and services in my head

Me after clicking the choice of 1 mil, seeing over 50% voted for one option:

Holy fuck. Y’all are batshit. Y’all are genuinely batshit.

#if theres no catch why wouldnt i pick the last option #the whole thing about billionaires shouldnt exist is because theres no way to be one ethically through normal human means #but this is magical and its already been stated to have no drawbacks so... why wouldnt i #once im done buying all the shit i want i can also just donate to solve world hunger and other good causes and still have plenty left

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.