Doing my best

She/her, bi, INFJ, save the bees

[anxious-polyptoton]

can you feel it…..soon………..the final hours between 20gayteen and 20biteen………………the gay solstice when we are at our most powerful…………..

[avatrashh]

Rohan: you’re not my mom!

Exhausted babysitting Korra: no I’m your grandpa sit the fuck down

[avatrashh]

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever posted why does this not have more notes

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[sharp-carp]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[gremlingoth]

i’m all panic and no disco

[dankmemeuniversity]

[40436120]

when i draw facial expressions

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[rikuzegram]

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

[thedevilsofficialblog]

NEWS PIG

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

[glizzygaymer]

I chuckling so hard rn

[princess-tia-beanie-deactivated]

i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones

[theblogginggoth]

*skull glowing intensifies*

[bnhabnha]

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[greelin]

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[greelin]

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[hemlockes-key]

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

[redsatinsheets]

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

[empty-left-deactivated20170928]

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier

[monitorlizardappreciator]

i cannot tell you how many times this EXACT situation has happened to me

[oppa-homeless-style]

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

[blueraspberries]

she keep me worm

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

let it be known that any man who says “i can make u like men again” to a lesbian is making a threat

[sharp-carp]

them: you're so quiet !

me: