made of goo!

Alterhuman / Polymorph Canine & Angel hearted 21 Call me Shrike! It/They Feel free to send me asks Tell me if you want something tagged I follow/like from @crisislemon123 Find me on instagram @/teeth_and_goo

[thewolfs0ul]

Hey I just wanna say if yer paws are getting tired from working on schoolwork online or head hurts from eyestrain

take a moment to go outside and breathe, it’s alright, yer’re safe here, the stars are watching over ya no matter if ya can see em or not.

make a den, build a nest, howl, hiss, growl, snarl, screech. it’s okay, it’s yer health and ya get to do what you need to do to keep yourself healthy, inside, outside, and what you can’t ever see.  

[mentholmutt]

[kosmogrl]

[wanderingcritter]

Honestly the single best way ive dealt with species dysphoria hasn't been gear or quadrobics or vocals. Its been to stop thinking of myself as "an animal trapped in a human body", and instead just thinking of myself as an animal, right here right now. My body may not look or feel exactly how id like it to, but I am still an animal and this is still my body, despite what anyone else thinks

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i have a gift to give and its called i will b ur dog

[packpack-killkill]

Southern Black-backed Jackal | Eugene Tulleken

[hemipenal-system]

soft wolf paw on your leg

[questions-within-questions]

Being a ranger I spend a lot of time alone in the wilderness for hours in the company of one of four co workers.

One such worker for the purpose of this post we shall refer to as Dave.

Dave is a very quiet man. He confesses that if conversation happens too quickly and for too long he gets tired so we often work in silence. He's very polite and good natured but it's obvious that he would happily live and work alone for the rest of his life given the option.

He's very much in the previous generation of ranger, a practical man in his fourties or fifties happy to be kept physically busy for a day and then be sent home with some pay. I had to show him how to use a work issued smart phone.

Meanwhile the rest of the team is made up of the current generation of rangers; openly nurodivergent queer women in their twenties or thirties who work this job because it's the only setting where we can vaguely look sane.

So Dave sticks out a bit. It's really nice when he opens up though because he's an impulsive individual when left to his own devices and has plenty of stories to tell if the mood takes him. I really like working with Dave.

Anyway, one day we've got a job that takes a three hour hike to get to and early on the topic of deer comes up.

I hadn't realised this was the first time we had discussed deer, but blatantly it was. Dave's entire demeanour changes, there's a bit of passion in his voice, but it's also hushed as if he's talking about something sacred.

"Deer are my favourite animal." He says.

I'm also eager to hear Dave talk about himself, so I encourage him to say more.

"I'd love to be a deer myself."

And more

"If a genie offered me the opportunity to become a deer I'd take it. I wouldn't even stop to ask what the price was."

And more

"Sometimes I feel like I'm a deer having a dream about being a human.*

And there I am, a long time commuter to the therian/otherkin community keeping up the encouraging face of someone being politely interested, knowing that this man is straight up a therian with no frame of reference.

And I decided that I wouldn't push the subject outside of the bounds of what Dave is comfortable with, I wouldn't try to teach him the terms "Therian" or "Otherkin" but absolutely I would talk with this man as if he's a deer.

And it's a bit magical really. He's an impulsive individual so I have to talk him out of some risky choices every so often and "this is why deer like you keep getting stuck in fences" has become this magical phrase that allows him to step down from a mistake with a bit of a smile on his face.

[siffrindymuno]

who up missing people that arent real

[vampirejuno]

If I were a shapeshifter I'd turn into rare birds and go hang out downtown in front of large crowds to wreak havoc upon the local birdwatching community

[vampirejuno]

And they'd all be like "omg Nico there was a king eider just walking around the central square you keep missing all these strange rare bird appearances I feel so bad for you" and I'd go Darn What A Shame If Only I'd Been There. I'd be just like Bruce Wayne fr

[502-tachibana]

your horns are an opulent display of wealth and excess which get stuck on the doorframe while mine (same length (IMPORTANT)) curl elegantly to the side

[organicmatter]

Its so awesome how everything is plastic and we keep making more plastic and it will never biodegrade and most our clothes are just plastic and when we don't want it anymore we just dump it in landfills all over the world and in the ocean

[the-nugget-squad]

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[ba1laur]

purpose

[taxidermycanine]

true fact about me:

[disturbedfernscape]

me in the pussy if im honest

[questions-within-questions]

Being a ranger I spend a lot of time alone in the wilderness for hours in the company of one of four co workers.

One such worker for the purpose of this post we shall refer to as Dave.

Dave is a very quiet man. He confesses that if conversation happens too quickly and for too long he gets tired so we often work in silence. He's very polite and good natured but it's obvious that he would happily live and work alone for the rest of his life given the option.

He's very much in the previous generation of ranger, a practical man in his fourties or fifties happy to be kept physically busy for a day and then be sent home with some pay. I had to show him how to use a work issued smart phone.

Meanwhile the rest of the team is made up of the current generation of rangers; openly nurodivergent queer women in their twenties or thirties who work this job because it's the only setting where we can vaguely look sane.

So Dave sticks out a bit. It's really nice when he opens up though because he's an impulsive individual when left to his own devices and has plenty of stories to tell if the mood takes him. I really like working with Dave.

Anyway, one day we've got a job that takes a three hour hike to get to and early on the topic of deer comes up.

I hadn't realised this was the first time we had discussed deer, but blatantly it was. Dave's entire demeanour changes, there's a bit of passion in his voice, but it's also hushed as if he's talking about something sacred.

"Deer are my favourite animal." He says.

I'm also eager to hear Dave talk about himself, so I encourage him to say more.

"I'd love to be a deer myself."

And more

"If a genie offered me the opportunity to become a deer I'd take it. I wouldn't even stop to ask what the price was."

And more

"Sometimes I feel like I'm a deer having a dream about being a human.*

And there I am, a long time commuter to the therian/otherkin community keeping up the encouraging face of someone being politely interested, knowing that this man is straight up a therian with no frame of reference.

And I decided that I wouldn't push the subject outside of the bounds of what Dave is comfortable with, I wouldn't try to teach him the terms "Therian" or "Otherkin" but absolutely I would talk with this man as if he's a deer.

And it's a bit magical really. He's an impulsive individual so I have to talk him out of some risky choices every so often and "this is why deer like you keep getting stuck in fences" has become this magical phrase that allows him to step down from a mistake with a bit of a smile on his face.