in dungeons we dragon

im fossil, twenty five, and i don’t know who i am. girlthing, they/any

[knightofleo]

[straynoahide-deactivated2026032]

let's exceed mama

[fleshengine]

“I’m so proud of my enormous child”

[dduane]

And also: I AM PROUD OF MY TINY MOM IF I SIT ON HER ENOUGH MAYBE SHE WILL GET AS BIG AS ME BUT I LOVE HER ANYHOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[noctumsolis]

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

[sreegs]

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

[virdigrishammer]

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

[funstyle]

Cryingg she was giving bisexual with a capital B!!!!!

[theehorsepusssy]

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[clickysteve]

Naxos, Greece. 2025.

[aquilacalvitium]

Someone photoshop a minecraft water block in

[trainsofthought]

[mayothompson]

wednesday night mood

[untitledgoosegay]

[ruffboi-mags]

I like that apparently Joe’s neighbors’ main complaint was “Hey Joe, open your windows so we can hear better?” which is just so charming.

[galahadwilder]

What the hell is that instrument called I need this information for extremely normal reasons

[fishgummy]

this made me laugh so hard i started coughing

[zzoupz]

what are we even saying anymore

[zzoupz]

?

[zzoupz]

it is extremely important context that I am saying this as a clockfucker. what the fuck do you MEAN conventional

[randomalienencounter]

as a WHAT

[zzoupz]

OH NOW YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Clocked In The Jaw

Say something so out of pocket that you force the alien to speak English.

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[kropotkindersurprise]

June 8, 2025 - Anti-ICE protesters in Los Angeles stop a column of police cars by bombarding them with rocks and objects from an overpass. [video]

[tel-avicii]

[horsemotifs]

free use kink is gonna cost a dollar soon

[mayhemchicken]

[myheadisfullofmoss]

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go my isopods!!

[officialspec]

gender reveal came back negative

[bearie]

fucking idiot

[ripempezardexerox]