Jenni

17, Austrian-Australian, Hatter, yognau(gh)t, Potterhead, Ravenclaw, feminist.

[bixbiboom]

New character art by @ornerine!

[diceofthedragon]

matthew: okay guys campaign 3 let’s try and mix it up! go ahead and show me your new characters

liam o’brien, handing over the character sheet for another depressed twink with parental issues:

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[thetyrannosaur]

There are people reblogging this who don’t know it’s a direct quote

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[revealmyselfinvincible]

[sockablock]

Matt: there’s a giant roc flying at you as you fall. What would you like to do?

Jester, already at galaxy brain level only 3 seconds in:

[blacksalander]

Roc and a hard place

From Critical role yesterday

[wellbutrinboy]

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

[nohelan-img]

Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:

[littlesapphire]

Uk’otoa: P̶̺͖͋̔U̴̢͍̱̠̞̭̼̱̐̍̈́͘̚͝Ñ̷̨̡̗̳̺͖̗͖̰̹̞̂̎̽̃̚ͅḬ̵͙̱̲͙̺̰̪̎͐̿͊̀͆͒̀͘͜S̵̛̞̘̤̲̭̫̞̺͇̩͕̣̰̿̑͐̌̌̈́̕͝H̷̛̬̬̠̣̲̱͓͉̜̰̓̏̂̑͗̐̒͑̎͋̍̎͒͠

Uk’otoa: *finally punishes Fjord after threatening him for weeks*

Fjord:

[thatwest0nkid-deactivated202106]

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

[somethingdnd]

interesting method

[takeo14]

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

[somethingdnd]

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

[onion-ice]

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

[somethingdnd]

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

[captain-forsyth]

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

[somethingdnd]

then you have a very busy continent

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones

[somethingdnd]

Adjusted for all dice you might have

D20

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

D12

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands

11: Farms and towns

12: Larger cities

D10

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9: Tundras and snow covered lands

10: Farms and towns

D8

1-4: Plains and fields

5-6: Forests

7: Mountains

8: Tundras and snow covered lands

D6

1-3: Plains and fields

4: Forests

5-6: Mountains

D4

1-2: Plains and fields

3: Forests

4: Mountains

[words-are-chaos]

Holy shit. Definitely using this.

[jonkakes]

I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.

[askcommisaryarrick]

((This is genius, seriously))

[fakehistory]

Rare photo of J.K. Rowling about to make a tweet (circa 2019)

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[liliesflowers]

My favourite monk Beauregard

[catchymemes]

[noyaboya]

scottish twitter strikes again

[mwagneto]

some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……

my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window: