I just want bagels and money

Shauna-23-female-birthday September 18th-a piece of anime trash in North Carolina. FC: 1048-9717-7498

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[justaprettycoolkeychain]

I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[binah-lance]

man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

[trueue]

SOMEONE SAID IT

[transgirltumbling]

That’s how afraid people are of us.

[profeminist]

[cctinsleybaxter]

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’

[korra]

the daria writers really did that

[cagzzzilla]

Call me by your name

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[ironmess]

hearing men say that captain marvel is not sexy enough Is the best thing that happened in 20gayteen bitch shes not for you she’s our hero

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

what armour r u wearing

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

wait

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[thursday]

shoutout to me for never having a homestuck phase

[beggars-opera]

#shout out to me still not knowing what homestuck actually is

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags

We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly, auto parts” and that’s honestly the most American thing I can possibly imagine

[thebibliomancer]

American culture is letting ad campaigns into your life forever

[hashtagloveloses]

and the “under god” was added to “keep out the commies” and was not an original part of it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone clarify the difference b/t gremlins and goblins 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[catie-does-things]

movies jason todd is in: none

movies i want jason todd to be in: all

@dc pls fix

[mrevaunit42]

Arkham knight red hood DLC showed me how epic it would be

Do it cowards! And do it right!

[axis3100]

What? But there is a movie, it’s called *SPOILERS* under the red hood

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[obscurelocalstranger]

[myshipssank]

i resent being able to understand this post

[snulbug]

medieval peasant walking into a cathedral: okay wig