Shazz Pantz

This is a blog about nothing in particular and made for no reason at all.

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@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

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[bogleech]

This video has always gone around and I just want everyone to be clear here - fish actually are intelligent enough that the fucker knows it’s being a fucker, the other one is absolutely mad about it and the bystanders are probably entertained.

[coolthingoftheday]

Janine Hung’s Jellyfish Lodge is designed to help combat many of the issues that industrial living creates.

Shaped like a jellyfish, the solar-powered structure contains an aquaponic garden where four kinds of fish could be raised, in addition to plants like lettuce, basil, and oregano. Local residents who helped maintain the structure would be able to benefit from the garden. Beyond nourishing the population, Jellyfish Lodge’s biggest achievement is owed to its tentacles, which trap floating garbage and test water level toxicity. Polluted water flows through the tentacles into round microbial chambers that treat water, which, once purified, is returned to the water system or stored in one of four spherical cistern tanks. This clean potable water could be used domestically or for aquaponics.

Each lodge also contains a living area, kitchen, private quarters, and compost toilet inside the bell of the jellyfish. Hung’s design, which received an honorable mention in the competition, brings life to unsafe waterways, restoring them as a space for community benefit.

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[ikimonogaku]

Albatrosses are so frickin weird

[justnoodlefishthings]

mutuals do this

[babyanimalgifs]

There is a challenge where you put your hand near your dog like you’re going to pet them but don’t actually pet them. Someone tried it on their bird and it was adorable. 

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[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[politijohn]

Research-based solutions to stop police brutality:

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[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

[doc-coyote]

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

[peopledontalwayssuck]

It was a simpler time

[umpireofpopculture]

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

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[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Anežka (Agnes) Kašpárková

(via 90-Year-Old Czech Grandma Turns Small Village Into Her Art Gallery By Hand-Painting Flowers On Its Houses | Bored Panda)

[memescomedy]

[necrobob]

That’s not quite true. The reporter behind the story, Daphne Caruana Galizia, was murdered.

[bigger-and-sharper]

Not just murdered, that could have been coincidence.

She was murdered with a fucking car bomb.

That’s not a botched robbery or a serial killer, that’s a professional assassination. Someone with money and political power, someone you might have voted for, planned and paid for this homicide.

An international group of journalists still collaborate to continue her work. It’s called The Daphne Project.

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[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

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allow me illustrate you

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that’s still four people

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i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

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