「𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓻 」

[segamascott]

[klapollo]

getting my period then remembering that menstruation may remove a small amount of microplastics from the body

[riverlarking]

how it feels to hate a male celebrity for no reason

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[neon-travesty]

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job and I've never called in sick

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[kushblazer666]

[qwestleon]

[userwines]

An old suits fanart

[cyberdelph]

by 28644950

[waveoftheocean]

one last late entry for superbat week :D day 2: accommodation mishaps! inspired by that time they had to share a bed in superman/batman annual vol 1 (2006)

[angelgemy]

They make me ill

[sandmandaddy69]

[oarfjsh]

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

[cantabilechaos]

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[oldmanpusspuss]

why would you lie like that Google ai???

[oldmanpusspuss]

This post isn't about how insane john lennon was its about how Google has spent gazillion dollars making a machine that lies to you about john lennons mpreg fantasies!!!

[solaceon]

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

[solaceon]

i bought that for my wife

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[pjharvey]

it’s crazy some people met like their best friends for the rest of their lives or even their spouses at college instead of a bunch of guys you didn’t even know god could make up