[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dogpuppy]

[flerns]

im collecting them

[bapouro]

mummy the kitteh. she only needs to eat one kibble for 3 months. her feet are so small it cuts through atoms. her organs are too small to host gut bacteria. she is considered a parasite to dust bunnies. the dodo do not want to make a story about her because she is unable to be sympathised with.

[midiport]

[spelldealer]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Gerard P Donelan

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

[kyrianne]

More of his stuff and about him

[kyrianne]

[kyrianne]

[laslloronas]

My absolute favorite of his work

[smulnsander-deactivated20251211]

[strawberryamanita]

Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)

[happyheidi]

𝚁. 𝙻. 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝟷𝟿𝟶𝟶𝚜

[beefwizard91]

[hellenhighwater]

Triple decker yelling at me

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[grootficguy]

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

[anarchautistic]

[targetedknowledge]

[impishglee]

Problems disorder

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[rat-in-impossible-location]

One of the rat groups I'm in is now being run by bots, and you can really tell this particular brand of AI slop is optimized for dog and cat groups.