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cheerfullycatholic

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

zukosgay

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

zukosgay

la-mancha-screwjob

gageblackwood

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

emiliascorner

zukosgay

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

mikkeneko

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

endreal

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

endreal

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

mistresssheo

Tja

Found here 🦋

translating-german-to-english

Depending on context:

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* told you so.

translatingpoststogerman

Je nach Kontext:

* tja.

maja-paja

charlestrask

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

brucemanimean-batwayne

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yesterday I gave my chickens leftover scraps (a treat for them, most days they get pellet food and what they forage in the yard) and one chicken ran up all excited and then stopped and looked at the scraps and just stood there and I was like "oh you don't want veggie scraps today? Are we picky today?" but then I saw her friend chicken run up and when she got there they ate scraps together.

She was waiting for her friend <3

storybookprincess

one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

yujateaandpi

This helped me today hope it helps someone else too

beep-beep-im-asleep

Always remember you don't know the future! Things could suck even worse than you expected, but they could also be much better, and you can't make up your mind what it'll be like before you see for yourself.

"I'm open to the possibility this won't entirely suck."

"This sounds awful but I could be surprised. I'd love to be proven wrong."

"My hopes aren't high but I guess we'll see."

This is the mentality behind "expect the worst but hope for the best," behind cynical optimism. It's being prepared for everything to go wrong, but keeping that door cracked with a spark of hope in the back of your mind that—you know it won't happen all the time, it doesn't change your expectations, but hopefully sometimes you'll be pleasantly surprised. And when opportunities happen, you're less likely to pass them by, and more willing to see where they go.

charl0ttan

dog i gotta move like yesterday

unalivejournal

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)