Sherlock's Tall Hobbit

INGREDIENTS: Sarcasm 25%, Cynicism 23%, Fandoms 20%, Goats 10%, Facetiousness 8%, Piss Taking 8%, Mockery 6%. WARNING: May Contain Nuts. (Not like that you dirty minded fuck)

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[itsagifnotagif]

I love Joe Biden so much

[just-shower-thoughts]

A person from 150 years ago would be terrified by all this modern stuff. However, a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like, still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[just-shower-thoughts]

The moon is always facing us and moving away at an inch and a half a year and I realize now that it is backing away slowly.

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[simaraknows]

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

[pembrokefinch]

The idea that unicorns are only able tamed and captured by virgins originated as a medieval joke. The idea was that it took a mythical creature to catch a mythical creature.

There was once an English minstrel called Roland the Farter. He was awarded lands by the king on the condition that he turn up to the court every Christmas to perform his characteristic “whistle, leap and a fart”. His children could keep the lands after his death if they learnt and performed the same trick.

There is graffiti from the Norse invaders that reads (roughly) “ I slept with Ingiborg, the most beautiful woman in the world ”

[thenerdofsparta]

A close friend of Alexander the Great named Dioxippus, once told one of his generals, named Coragus, to stop being so up himself, Coragus took offence and challenged him to a duel in front of all of his troops unaware that Dioxippus was a champion of Pankration, Ancient Greek Wrestling. Coragus turned up with all of his weapons and armour, Dioxippus turned up naked with a club, lathered in Olive Oil. The match was over in about 5 mins and Coragus got his arse well and truly kicked.

When an army of Swedes went off to war with the Norwegians, they left all the women to manage everything, however, in the village of Smaland, right on the Southern Border, they were attacked by an opposing force of Danes. The women, led by a woman named Blenda, responded to this by inviting the invaders in, feeding them, making them comfy and basically having a massive party to get them REALLY drunk. When all the invaders all passed out, the women slaughtered them all with anything they could find, and when the men came back, the King was so impressed that he basically granted them a bunch of new rights that were previously unavailable to them. From that point on, all daughters had the right to inherit property, money and land equally with their brothers, and were allowed to wear military-style garments around town and at their weddings.  They were also given the prestigious right to wear the Royal Coat of Arms on their clothing – a tradition that has lasted to this day.

The term in Chess “Checkmate” is thought to have come from the Persian term “Shah Mat” which means “The King is dead”.

Captain Benjamin Hornigold, the mentor to Edward “Blackbeard” Teach, once captured a ship just so he could steal all of the crew’s hats, because his crew had gotten drunk the night before and thrown all of theirs overboard.

Napoléon Bonaparte, the Corsican soldier who eventually became the Emperor of France following the French Revolution and Maximilien de Robespierre’s “Reign of Terror”, was terrified of cats.

[gothartwin-deactivated20160530]

It is always different and also always amazing

[anexperimentallife]

Anthropologists now think that the primary reason human beings first settled down en masse and took up agriculture may have been to facilitate beer-making. So basically, civilization exists because a bunch of our ancestors wanted to get their drink on.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and feel really sad around 8PM

[sherlocks-tall-hobbit]

Just heard the news. I love Vine. 💚

[awwww-cute]

[honted]

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[fabulouros]

HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!

[alistair-button]

Everything you need in one spot

[i-m-snek]

[sociallychallengednerd]

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

[adobe-outdesign]

[cakejam]

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

[baffoonish]

2016.

[sirenja-and-the-stag-deactivate]

The Path: Cast and Creators in Conversation at PALEYFEST NY 2016 [more]

[itsagifnotagif]

Donald: Summer loving had me a blast Hillary: Summer loving happened so fast

[tittyblaster8000]

*slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

[musicismysubsitute]

Its more beautiful than you could ever imagine 

[bigpaw]

#why is putin the referee

[powerwank]

YES

[vigilantejustice]

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

[andromedafalls]

he’d come bring the man soup I fucking love him

[okaymad]

[travisfimel]

[starkaryen]

You guys…