Shpilkes

Nothing to say here. I think?

[honeyjelli]

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

[obviousplant]

I have cured your fear of public speaking

[drinkmypiss]

[melodramaticlesbian-deactivated]

someone: what are your plans for the future?

me:

[missbeysing]

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

[chemfatale]

No no no.  This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off.  You have to pick a one syllable word.  Like bears.

[beepothough]

“Then he looks at bears, bears look at me, I look at bears and we look at bears.”

- R. Kelley, Trapped in the Closet ch. 7

[audscratprophetlilith]

I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT

[thesylverlining]

doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me

[actuallyclintbarton]

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND

[sumersprkl]

Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious

[yourpostisnotgood]

Uh…. who’s gonna tell them

[transrightsjimin]

imagine being so obviously detached from the lgbt community you don’t know what a bear is

[cartoonnetwork]

Garnet thinks you deserve some positivity today! ✨

[randomsplashes]

when your fiance has a midlife hair crisis at age 28 but you remind him that all of his hairs are grey (insp)

[worldsinmyeyes-deactivated20220]

‘I hate 1980s pop/electronic sounding/synthpop music’ why are you afraid of love

[basemall]

[becausedragonage]

[halorvic]

becausedragonage:

Following Merriam-Webster was the best decision I ever made.

[pjmksj]

spring day : solo shots

[shestallyeah]

This is just so beautiful it kills me.

There’s something still just so disconcerting about Namjoon’s crown-frown moment.

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[945865049rgiroigvjrij-deactivat]

holy hard nipples it’s cold

[hoodleehoo-deactivated20220621]

eternally relevant, like, even when it’s not cold

[shestallyeah]

in movies:

person: *sees blood stain*

person: *touches it*

person:

person:

person:

person: blood

[fifthtee]

freshly baked loaf of bread

[mostlycatsmostly]

[gokuma]

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

[girlgeneration-deactivated20170]

@1sana

[animatedtvfilm]