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Today marks the first day of my deep dive into the creation of my first ever online program, and so I thought what better time to announce the topic to you all! The course I’m creating will be all about… drumroll please… 🔥 Self-Compassion and Burnout! 🔥 I understand all too well the feelings of disconnect, overwhelm, and exhaustion that can come from the constant pressure to “do it all.” The pressures to be successful in all aspects of your life. The expectation that you have an exciting career, exceptional grades, romantic love life, fit body, perfect family, beautiful home, and time/money to travel the globe on top of it all. Missing one of those things? Too tired to accomplish EVERYthing EVERYday? “Well quit being lazy and fix it!” This cultural pressure is exhausting, unforgiving, and is harming our mental and physical health. 🌧 In this upcoming online program I’m going to be addressing these issues, and working with you to not only reframe this way of thinking, but be kinder to yourself in the process. I hope you are as excited as I am to start this journey together! ✨ Sign up for my email list (linked in bio) to be kept in the loop! 🌻 . . . 📸: @willow_faith (at North Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsoZxHEnYVQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tc761m7mk0ns

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Loyal, down to earth, and friendly, the green personality type lives a “live and let live” lifestyle. They are calming to be around and choose to listen and observe more than they speak. This type tends to be a shoulder to cry on in times of need, and they often take care of others before themselves.When working, they see the big picture instead of little details. This makes them lose faith in...

scretladyspider

Yo ADHD folks are you looking for an app to help you remember to get stuff done?

Because if so I’d like to recommend Habitica!

You make a little avatar of yourself!

Totally customizable!

And!!! If you’re wheelchair bound, guess what! Wheelchairs for your avatar are free! Check it out!

You have the categories of Habits, Dailies, and a To-Do list

And every time you check something off, you get health and XP!

Huzzah! I leveled up!

Use your XP to buy items and rewards!

I'ma give my little avatar a new helmet!

You also can get little pets!

I hatched a dragon!

scretladyspider

Go on quests!

Need a break? Check in at the Tavern for as long as you need!

It’s a habit tracker and to-do list… As a video game!

And here’s the best part - ITS FREE!

I have gotten so much better at getting things done because when I do I get to check in and get a reward right then! It really works for my ADHD brain so, so much better than just a regular ol checklist and I just really recommend checking it out!

aninactivebloggfgfgf

For my fellow ADHD Famders, since I know there are so many of us!

ironwoman359

I’ve been looking for apps that will help me remember to do stuff, maybe this will work for me! Thanks!

malingshunuwang

@radsensual

delotha

@wyldangel-cant-wake-up

madrantings-deactivated20190708

liberals be like: who wants to get evicted at gun point because your poor, but by a good cop!!!

queeranarchism

Our Pink Cops will evict you at gunpoint, but they’ll be LGBT-friendly about it!

bien-cansada

A cop, pinning me to the wall and dislocating my shoulder: WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR PROUNOUNS

budas-wagon-deactivated-deactiv

Lmao, yall joke, but when I got arrested and ziptied being lead to the paddywagon the cop was askin info on the way and he’s like: “what’re uh…yer pronouns and all..”

And I was like “wait what…..why do you need that?” Nd he’s like “errr uh we have to ask.”

So many people never ask and just assume, so I almost fell for the trick, I really was like almost giddy about being asked completely forgetting where I was, but then I had to jump back into the closet cuz i realized it didn’t seem right, so I said “uh……he”.

I found out later that other GNC people who gave their true pronouns were all placed in isolation and subjected to worse treatment than the rest of us, including assault.

Liberals are our enemy too.

madrantings-deactivated20190708

yuuuuuuuup! I was asked my pronouns when arrested too and same deal trans prisoners are put in solitary so fuck that shit!

budas-wagon-deactivated-deactiv

😡A BIG ANGRY😠

ayellowbirds

keeping these tags because they’re damn true: #unless you are in an explicitly safe and queer-friendly place ALWAYS assume being asked for ur pronouns is a trap#bc it. always. is.

catchymemes

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

guy

this is metal af

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hgk477

How to Befriend the Monster Under Your Bed

Befriending the monster under your bed has always been a risky affair. You either do it right or you die. Follow the tips below to increase your chances of friendship.

Read bedtime stories to your monster.

Offer food once in a while.

In some cases your monster might be aggressive; show dominance. I suggest you pick up ’How to Cook the Monster under Your Bed’ by notorious monster serial killer Dave Harley, and put it on your nightstand. Visit the HGK477 library and ask Bob. He knows where to find it.

Do not look directly into its eyes. Ask for permission first.

If you notice that your closet door is opened, move out of the room, you won’t be able to handle two of them.

Talk to the monster.

Some monsters only read dreams and don’t understand the human language. Increase the chance of you having a monster friendly dream by visualizing yourself doing something nice with the monster until you fall asleep.

Leave an arm, any arm, dangling from your bed.

If pitch black shadows darker than dark creep up on the walls, leave immediately. It’s not your room anymore.

Clean underneath your bed for them.

If your bed starts to shake violently, stop. Try again tomorrow.

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Rules For Ghost Hunting and Such For People Who Do Not Normally See Them

Surviving a Desert

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timemachineyeah

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

eroticmirotic

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

nyardynn

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

cushfuddled

GLORIOUS

tinylostghost

Emergency commissions!

Due to me and my boyfriends current situation, we desperately need to get some money in. I currently am armed with a biro and some paper, so I will be doing emergency traditional commissions! Any money we get in will contribute to making sure we get something to eat.

Prices:

Simple sketch: £2

Complex sketch: £4

Simple line art: £6

Complex line art: £8

Simple finished piece: £10

Complex finished piece: £12

Custom adoptable oc: £5

Any and all support we get we deeply appreciate, whether that’s donations, commissions, or even just sharing. Thank you for your support. Make our futures a little brighter. Thank you

tinylostghost

Please, anything that you can give would be a blessing! Thank you!

PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/keira2000

tinylostghost

Still open and very much needed!

tinylostghost

If anyone could spare £10-15 we really need it right now! We are absolutely starving and really need to get a proper meal down us, we haven’t eaten in ages and need the help

ratfuck

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

ratfuck

direct action

spacegate

Diogenes of Sinope was on some real shit i tell you what.

-He lived in a tub in the market place cause fuck houses. There he would regularly masturbate in public and didn’t give two shits.

-He would walk around with a lantern during the day and tell people he was looking for an honest man.

-Alexander the Great was a big fan of Diogenes. He asked Diogenes if he could do any favor, and Diogenes told him that he was standing in his light and to move. Alexander was impressed but the balls of this guy, and then said ‘ But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes”. Diogenes replied, “If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes. “

-He would Pee on people who insulted him.

-When Plato defined a man as a ‘featherless biped’, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it to him, declaring ‘BEHOLD! PLATOS MAN!’

-The face spitting came from an instance where a man invited Diogenes to his splendid manor, and told him not to spit anywhere. So Diogenes spit in his face.

-For a while his only possession was a bowl. When he saw a child drinking water with his hands, he threw away the bowl because why bother with it when he can just use his hands?

-One theory of how he died is that he just got tired of living, held his breath, and then died. He specified in his will he wanted his body thrown out of the city so wild animals can eat it.

Seriously people should read up on this guy. He was next level shit.

brunhiddensmusings

historically prominent angry hobo

entamewitchlulu

from your friendly neighborhood librarian:

all books are good books. you are not a “lesser reader” if you only read manga or comic books or a “better reader” for reading academic heavy texts.

reading is reading no matter what it is, be it a graphic novel, a romance, a classic, an audiobook, a picture book, a cookbook, fanfiction, fucking whatever, read what makes you happy

reading is supposed to be fun and don’t let elitism sap any joy out of it

lesbianshepard

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

lesbianshepard

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

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key--lime--pie

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

notaflippinmermaid

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.