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when dogs say boof instead of barkin reblog if u agree
Introverts at a party
Introvert: where is that cat again *goes searching for cat*
Cat: im escaping the people
Introvert: this is why I need u cat
Cat: you are people
Introvert: come back
MAGNUM’S NEW COMMERCIAL VIDEO. I AM CRYING SO ARE YOU
#so wonderfully unnecessary for an ice cream commercial #i LOVE IT
#well if it’s gonna be extra might as well make it gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you’re grieving about tomorrow, you’re not being ridiculous. That is real grief. The people who attempt to dismiss you are likely either clueless and will realize so late after the fact how they’re affected or they are actually for going backwards in progress. Be kind to yourself. Take a mental health day if you need it.
something has gone terribly wrong in our country and our democracy. we are fighting for our lives. rage and sorrow are completely appropriate.
I quite literally told my boss last November I'd be taking a personal day January 20th. I got it approved as soon as the year rolled over. I'm not going in to work tomorrow.
so i was at the library and i heard this dude go “JAKE I LOVE YOU NO HOMO THO” the guy across him stares at him for thirty seconds before saying, deadpan, “tony we’re literally dating” all i can think is imagine your otp
why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier
“Look, we both said a lot of things that *you’re* going to regret.”
“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?”
“Nice job breaking it, hero”
“Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle…piloting a blimp”
Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines
“Maybe after you finish this test, I’ll let you take the elevator all the way up to the break room… and I’ll tell you about the time I saw the deer again.”
“It’s a mystery I’ll have to solve later. By myself. Because you’ll be dead.”
“Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise– * really loud ass train horn* “I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.“
“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”
“Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you. It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”
”Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.“
“Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I’ll be right back.”
“This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.”
“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”
“Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m a POTATO.”
”Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children’s museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children’s museum.“
“Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber…. is looking pretty good.”
I’ve heard they actually had to rewrite a lot of her dialogue for the early part of Portal 2 to be more ridiculous and petty, as it was actually so on-point and vicious it was making playtesters not want to play the game.
I say “For science, you monster!” on the regular.
What the Hell is a Stiles?
Sterek, T, 2K, Blind Date AU
Saw the prompt from this post that someone reblogged. (Take a look at the list, there are so many good ideas!)
Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this
“No,” Derek says easily, without even looking up from his book. Erica groans and flops into the chair opposite him, nearly upsetting his mug of hot chocolate.
“Seriously?” she says, bracing both elbows on the table and leaning toward him. “At least hear me out.”
“Nope.”
“He’s cute, Der! I think you’d really like him.”
“Absolutely not. You have a terrible track record with set-ups.”
Erica has the decency to wince, at least, and drop her gaze from Derek’s. “But you’re a catch, Der, and you deserve someone who can make you happy. And since you don’t want to date me—”
“You don’t want to date me, either,” he reminds her, but she just rolls her eyes.
“Yeah, whatever. But seriously. You’re great.”
“I thought I was grumpy and terrible with people?” he asks, parroting her words from after the last failed date, and she huffs.
“Please?” she wheedles, poking her lower lips out a bit. “For me. If it goes badly, I’ll never try to set you up again.”
Derek sighs. Fuck.
His facial expressions must be more transparent than he thinks because Erica’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, you’re gonna say yes.”
Derek scowls at her. “Just coffee,” he says firmly. At least that way, he can get it in a to-go cup and make a neat escape after five minutes if he needs to. “No dinner, no movie, no activities.”
“Fine,” she says quickly, digging in her jeans pocket for her phone. “You got it.”
“This is not gonna end well,” he warns her, but she just waves her hand without looking up from her phone.
“Have some faith, Der,” she says, patting him on the hand absently while she pushes her chair back and stands up. “I can’t wait to tell Stiles.”
Derek blinks, watching Erica walk away.
“Wait, what the hell is a Stiles?” he calls after her.
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A simple getting started zine about bettas!
Beautifully illustrated simple guide to betta fish care!
This is so great! Also just because I did this somewhat recently, it’s important to be aware that the full set-up to get started with a new fishtank can be like…. upwards of $100. I think that’s about how much I spent on my tank (with filter, lights, lid, etc), thermometer, heater, replacing the filter that came with the tank because it crapped out after like a month, equipment to be able to clean the tank, buying water conditioner and testing kits, etc etc. Every time I thought I had all the stuff I needed it’d turn out I needed something else. And that was only for a small like 5-gallon tank. Keeping the water quality where it needs to be also seems to involve some sort of witchcraft I couldn’t master.
Okay! My friend accused me of being a mother duck (and that I spend way too much time at the school theater) Like an idiot I told her to prove it. She had me empty my bag and i was made to promise to show tumblr.
We got school books and such. This is normal. Cool.
Headphones, phone charger, and portable phone charger. You know what? I am electronically prepared.
Emergency stuff. This is normal. These are normal things…
Well… I have an excessive amount of fidget/stim toys. Things to do… I use them when I need them and give them to any friends that are anxious or bothering me.
Sometimes people have food. I have food. Granted I’m usually feeding others my food. That is not helping my point, but food is normal for a backpack! Sorta…
OKAY. I’M NOT HAVING ANY OF MY FRIENDS GET PREGNANT OR GET SOMEONE PREGNANT OR NOT PRACTICE SAFE SEX. I’M IN HIGHSCHOOL. THIS HAPPENS.
And then… Okay, deodorant, toothbrush, toothpaste, band-aids, antibiotic ointment, chapstick, Excedrin, pads.(My First said kit is MIA) I am a male and I only carry the pads for my female friends who may need them… and most of the other stuff for others….
Am I really a mother duck?
Yes. Yes, I am.
Whatever you want to call it you’re a great human being
honestly i’ll take weird overly considerate white guys over the regular variety
What you are is a lovely human being. Please keep up the good work. We need more people like you.
You are an amazing human being and I adore you and your Captain America shirt.
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2017 goals
wear cute clothes
be more mysterious (?)
make at least 1 person fall in love w me
do what i want
what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare
Wouldiwas Shookspeared
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human please to sTOP your staring i am the DAMP because the RAIN and makes me anger
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