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So? Don’t give yourself the short end of the stick. She might surprise you.
By gently saying no?

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fmckeam:
So? Don’t give yourself the short end of the stick. She might surprise you.
By gently saying no?
ollliverrr:
Rude. What about deep fried Poptarts? Do you have those?
No. --bro, I told you. He’s home and I don’t make deep fried stuff! My job is a waiter at a pretentious restaurant! --how did you even find me?
fmckeam:
Uh….–I say go for it. There’s no harm in trying, right?
But she’s actually pretty.
whatchase:
I lived in New York for like, a coupla’ months, and then I moved back.
That’s cool. What’s it like there?
sabrina-rolkins:
I think I’ll see how far Rosette Stone gets me, at least. Thanks!
Good luck and you’re welcome. I’m Alex, by the way.
Yeah, I definitely don’t remember you telling me this.
Because you didn’t. It was a wild guess.
ollliverrr:
Don’t look at me like that. It’s a long story. –I’m babysitting my niece right now, and she decided to give me a nose job. Looks great doesn’t it? Model material.
--look dude, I don’t care about your nose. I don’t have deep fried oreos. The guy who makes them went home for the weekend. You should too.
of-the-cross:
– “Holy crap! What is this place?! It’s amazing!”
“Just your run of the mill retro donut shop. You’ve never been here before?”
whatchase:
Like, a couple times, yeah.
That’s cool. Have you lived in Halifax for your whole life or..?
sabrina-rolkins:
Right? French is just a mess. Taking Spanish probably would’ve been a lot more useful.
It really is, did you take French in school I’m guessing? Definitely, if I have free time maybe I’ll learn Spanish or something.
marinaxhudson:
Why are you looking at my cheeks, though? Creep ass.
Well I just glanced over and --you know what, nevermind.
sabrina-rolkins:
I’ve heard Spanish is pretty easy, yeah. ‘Cause there aren’t silent letters or something like there are in French.
And because it’s got defined masculine and feminine words unlike French. It’s pretty straight forward.
whatchase:
Ah, Quebec.
‘ave you been there?
violetsaregold:
You know, if you know anyone looking for a roommate… I could probably use a place to live.
Sorry dude, I live in a college dorm.
ibethstewart:
–Oh, shoot. I’m sorry. I-m – Let me buy you another coffee?
Oh god.. yeah... thanks. I’m going to a three hour lecture right about now and I need all the energy I can get.
whatchase:
Americans are fucking weird, man.
Just when I was getting to like this city....I should’ve just stayed in Quebec.
meredithcastillo:
You’d think I’d have better luck walking in this traffic, but it’s almost worse. There goes being at work on time.
That’s why I take the back roads, a much more smoother trip indeed.