YourAverageQueerio

I use Queue for basically everything. Just here to vibe. he/she/they - 20-something - genderfluid in a teacup, without the tea (sorry). Big fan of hot chocolate and my queer little friends. If you want me to tag something just ask.

[mmleepmlorp]

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

[mizuthe-cat]

being a hater is easy

true strength comes from knowing how to love

[unyieldingsilence]

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[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[mizuthe-cat]

being a hater is easy

true strength comes from knowing how to love

[unyieldingsilence]

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[mizuthe-cat]

being a hater is easy

true strength comes from knowing how to love

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[mizuthe-cat]

being a hater is easy

true strength comes from knowing how to love

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[birdpkart]

Team guy dynamic (probably)

[yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock]

I love this little bit by Cathon

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[cordia1ly]

If the lord ever got attached to a toy, he would never be able to let it go

[tora-the-cat]

it is konoha folklore that kakashi's first chunnin uniform is cursed because 3 seperate tailors tried and gave up on making it cause it was giving them nightmares (Hashirama was haunting a LOT of people when he realized they were making a SIX YEAR OLD a chunnin) so Minato ended up making it himself. minato doesn't have nightmares because he killed the part of his brain that produces guilt years ago so he makes it easy peasy, but honestly that only makes the uniform more infamous and scary because god only KNOWS what seals his paranoid ass snuck into that kid's vest lmao

[cloudabserk]

better

[dizzy-virgo]

chopping heads, taking names

[yorgen-sh]

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[bifauxnenarmand]

armand will be the most beautiful he’s ever looked and also out of control and pathetic and traumatized and bitter and wearing kohl on our screen starting next week