eh.........

[under-the-arch]

[for-k-is-king]

@under-palemoonlight

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

[wreckitremy]

It really does

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

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So yesterday my grandparents found a big box of old 78s that they’ve had in an attic for years, and wanted me to transfer them to CDs. Most were in pretty great shape, no cracks and few scratches. Lots of 1930s sweet/hot jazz, British big band & swing and a few Decca classical ones. This one had its label peeled/scratched off on the a side, on the reverse was a Parlophone march.

90% sure by playing it it’s unleashed some kind of 70 year old curse.

[bloodgutsandangeldelight]

Oh my god  D:

[legendofkatie]

here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself

[words-caramel-salt]

I heard that some records made during the 30s had laughter on them because they believed that listening to laughter would make others laugh along.

My God, they were wrong.

[muwadesuu]

i just scared the fuck out of myself

[cookieroach-deactivated20161108]

#oh my fucking god #it’s like listening to some sort of funeral #where the guests are all on acid #and then they eat the corpse and drink the blood like wine #while laughing like maniacs #shit maybe they’re cannibal clowns #oagdshfgahrkjafgda

jesus christ yes

[cotton-ee]

Play this outside your house on halloween. 

[221cumberbum]

ohfuq

[birdsagainsthumanity]

JESUS SHIT THE BED NOPE NOPE NOPE

[thecuckoohaslanded]

tumblr in 2017: “cursed post”

this ancient and forgotten horror, an abomination scratching at the walls of time itself, forbidden by the laws of gods and men, unearthed and resurrected from the archive of my blog in late 2013: “hold. my. fucking. beer.”

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

[nebula-gaster]

Why the fuck did they think people would enjoy listening to this even back then

[agardenrose-deactivated20240419]

I LAUGHED WTF WHY ARE YALL SO SCARED the trumpet honking when the guy kept laughing was funny 👉🏻👈🏻

[huomenhaamu]

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

I really think people on both sides of the fanfiction debate would benefit from remembering that it ultimately is like.... A hobby....

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

That said I would like to formally register my belief that a Supernatural coffee shop au where the climax is two guys fucking for a whole chapter actually is exactly the same as Dante's Inferno

[slaygentford]

from the introduction to Paul Legault’s the Emily Dickinson reader. one (me) must lose her mind  

[slaygentford]

the conceit of this book is translating Dickinson into English bc she wrote in her own language and im really. I’M really

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

memes that kill business majors immediately

[kaldicuct]

You planning on chopping the cars up to redistribute that wealth equally? Or you gonna assign the car to someone, thus making them richer than. The others and according to commie doctrine "eat the rich" you are obliged to kill them as well.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this post just says you're still wealthy not only with liquid assets and you're like "AAAAAAAA THE COMMIES WANT TO CHOP UP CARS" bitch i'll chop up YOU if you comment dumb shit on my post again

[kaldicuct]

That’s not what I said, practice reading comprehension on an economics book.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I guess the bonk already fucked you up. have another for good measure

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

WATCH TILL THE END WATCH TILL THE END WATCH–

[ultimatebottom69]

WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD HOW-

[two-cats-in-a-trench-coat]

It’s like: yeah ok he made a face, that’s neet

then the lights go out: :V

[stinkle-mcfuckwit]

i was thinking ‘oh it’s cool but that’s not that cool :/’ then got fuckin smacked in the face like i deserved

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[legally-a-bastard]

this is so fucking cute

[supportinglesbians]

Okay, so fuck the way they built up drama for no reason, but overall this was super cute  😭

[free-range-tiddies]

[lesbianblackphillip]

[biglawbear]

Really concerned that anti capitalism Discourse has developed into “if you have any money at all, you’re evil and part of the problem”

Like someone who spends $200 on a practical purse is not the problem with capitalism

John Boyega having a net worth of $6 mil after multiple high profile years in the film industry is not the problem with capitalism

The enemy is the billionaires that hoard wealth and banks and companies that control entire swaths of the economy

Don’t let the guy with $200 billion convince you, who makes less than $30k a year, that the doctor making $150k a year is the enemy

The enemy is like a few dozen people and a few dozen huge banks and companies

[carnivoroustomatoes]

I’m a psyche major now but one day I will be administering random electrical shocks to people and writing down their reactions and seeing what arbitrary patterns and reasons for being shocked they come up with <3 

[real-uwu-hours]

Op I know this is a joke but this is actually just how psych majors are

[phidippusregius]

pepper tries to woo peach…..bonus episode

highlights include peach’s “….anyway” and pepper looking to me for moral support.

[phidippusregius]

bringing this back because i think this video helped a lot of people to realise that spiders aren’t all that scary. after posting this I got so many messages saying they love pepper and that he showed them that spiders are actually pretty cute, so hopefully this will help any new people who happen to come to this blog now. ♡

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Poor Pepper 😭

[supreme-leader-stoat]

“Bruh.“

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

“These hoes”

[floweringpopcat]

i found a really cute picrew and i wanted to share so... here's the link

@kingdomheartstrash @ma-serannas-vhenan i know you guys like picrews ⊂(・▽・⊂)

[ma-serannas-vhenan]

Thank you @floweringpopcat for the tag! 💜

Me at life.

Tagging || @seduceme-lovestruck-thearcana @dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt @rraihan @knightdawn @melon-san @followingthewolf @keviriass @whimsyswastry @aranislavellan @noire-pandora

[noire-pandora]

The resemblance is uncanny. xD

tagging: @sopml​ @smutnug​ @elluvians​ @in-uthenera-we-wait​ @thefutureisburningblue​ @lilac-andgooseberriess​ @thedreadwolfswhisper​ @modernagesomniari​ @mywitchcultblr​ (no pressure and please dm me if you don’t want to be tagged anymore) 

[valtsv]

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

[valtsv]

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

[valtsv]

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

[decayingmutt-deactivated2019091]

[cumaeansibyl]

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

[boopymooplier]

Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house

[hapalopus]

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

[smute]

born in the wrong generation

[specificfuckery]

[lyrapuppy]

Well fuck

[beautifulterriblequeen]

My soul has always been ancient

[shenanighenz]

Can I add that I know ADHD and autistic people in service/hospitality that are excellent at their jobs because of the way our brain works, but these jobs are often seen as less so they aren’t appreciated. We have useful skills that even fit into now but they find a way to make us less.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[campesine]

🐭