a mess? (she/they)

Shree. Usually fangirling, making art or crying.

[bleekay]

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

[bleekay]

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

[g1sunstreaker]

upset at the accuracy of these tags

[depsidase]

[mutinsfromthemoon]

after a year living in ottawa, ilya is finally getting comfortable around yuna and david, even going to their house to nap often — sometimes he misses shane too much and napping in his childhood bed eases that hole in his heart that only shane can fill, and of course he absolutely adores all of shane’s childhood pictures. so one of those times when he’s missing shane especially bad, he drives over to shane’s parent’s house after practice to have a meal with them and nap in shane’s old room. yuna and david love welcoming him, they treat him like a second son and get emotional sometimes seeing how comfortable he’s become around them. so they have lunch together and ilya tries to solve some puzzle with david and watches a hockey game with yuna and they just talk about it the whole time and then ilya says he’s gonna take a short nap and they both go “of course, dear” and “of course, son” so ilya goes up to shane’s room and drifts off quickly. when he wakes up he's face to face with shane, who opens a bright smile and says softly “hi my love” and ilya is still sleepy goes “hmm im still dreaming” and shane chuckles and goes “no i’m sure you’re awake now” and ilya says “hmm no if you’re here then i’m definitely still dreaming” and shane smirks and leans above him and kisses his forehead and goes “you sure?” and ilya says “hmm i think i need more of these all around my face so i’m sure i’m awake” and shane lets out a warm laugh but he does exactly what ilya asked, kissing all over his face while ilya melts into it, still half asleep and feeling very loved

[steampunktendencies]

Old Pencil Sharpener in Action

[abz-j-harding]

God do I want one of these gorgeous machines.

[qsycomplainsalot]

those are so extra

[depsidase]

[hollandar]

Heated Rivalry — 1x04 ⤷ TUNA MELTDOWN

(sources below)

Collider — #1, #2, #4, #10 Men's Health — #3 Vanity Fair — #5, #9 Faking It — #6 Variety — #7 Deadline — #8 Hollywood Reporter — #11

bonus:

[sunnypeachyy]

"Shane, this is Mama. Mama, this is my Shane."

[isolabellz]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

[haflacky]

Hollanov 💔

It was ordered as commission, but the customer deceived me, didn’t pay me for the second half and muted me, so PLEASE feel free to use this commission as you want, make prints, post it online (with credit), anything!

[dorywhynot]

"We Brought The Summer With Us"

Watercolor, 8.25 x 12.625", 2026

For "Restless Garden," a group show at @moderneden in celebration of Earth Day 2026 (with an opening on April 2, 6-9pm, if you're in the Bay Area!)

Inquiries for the original and the show: [email protected]

What I've been affectionately referring to as my dandelion druid has been a long time in the works. Originally inspired by a woven dandelion crown I found on a walk, he's gone through many different sketch iterations. I finally began committing him to paint last year for my solo show "Fruiting Bodies," and was sad that he had to be cut for time. Luckily I had an excuse to finish for Restless Garden.

[dorywhynot]

Prints 🖤

[jewelcoatfish]

shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake

[toapoet]

These tags are my fave

[dragongirlbunny]

[ink-the-artist]

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

[lesbianalumni]

Ilya looks up from his book. Shane has his legs strewn over Ilya's knees, lying back on the couch they bought for the cottage's back patio. The chairs and loveseat that had been here previously hadn't allowed them to get comfy and close enough for long, lazy summer afternoons like this.

"How many hours do you think we have spent kissing?" he asks.

Shane scrunches his face. "Why?"

"A thousand?" Ilya suggests, ignoring the question.

"Maybe." Shane sets to actually calculating it. They're been married for three years, after three years of dating and about ten of... whatever they were doing before that. There are some days when they probably kiss for hours, slow makeouts that aren't even leading to sex. Other days, their sex is hungry and fast and they kiss through it, equaling at least thirty minutes of lip-to-lip contact. 3 years of living together is over a thousand days, so if you were to average it—

"Five thousand?" Ilya interrupts Shane's train of thought.

"Maybe. That sounds like a lot."

"Is not enough, though," Ilya shrugs. "We need ten thousand."

"Says who?" Shane laughs and moves his right foot to gently poke Ilya's stomach.

"Says me. And Malcolm Gladwell," he holds up his book and then reads directly from it. "In order to achieve true mastery in a field, you must dedicate ten thousand hours of practice to it."

Shane rolls his eyes. "You're an expert at kissing, I promise."

"No, science does not agree," Ilya sets the book down on the wicker table next to him and moves Shane's legs so he can climb on top of his husband. "Let's add one more hour now," he says as he brings their mouths together, and the promise of five thousand more hours of this glows like a ray of sunlight in Shane's chest.

[hollanovarchive]

hiiiii i was wondering if you have read any fics about a player getting traded from boston to montreal (or vice versa) and said player figures out the secret?

I couldn't find much with this specific question, but I did find some fics where a new player gets added to their teams and how that would essentially affect their relationship (: I hope this is just as good as you were expecting.

New Teammates

🏒 Jealous much? | 1.5k

Shane gets a new teammate and Ilya gets jealous.

🏒 Oh Captain, My Captain | 2.0k

A new bratty rookie tests everyone’s patience until one day Shane snaps at him to listen to their captain. Ilya has a lot of Feelings about it.

🏒 Boston goes home crying (thanks to Shane Hollander) | 2.0k

The new Boston rookie has a real knack for getting underneath Ilya's skin... Shane teaches him a quick lesson in grace and decorum.

🏒 Mic’d Up in Boston | 3.8k

Boston’s star rookie center, dubbed the new Ilya Rozanov, is mic’d up for a Boston vs Ottawa game, much to Ilya’s irritation (especially when the out and proud player flirts with Shane)

🏒 all eyes on me | 3.8k

Shane gets jealous at the amount of attention Ilya gives to the Centaurs' rookie player

🏒 Sir, That's A Married Man | 4.2k

The new Admirals rookie has taken a liking to Shane. Ilya is not happy about that, not at all.

🏒 best bromance? | 4.3k

When Ilya develops a close bond with his new teammate Troy, Shane has to watch someone be openly friendly with his boyfriend in ways he can’t.

🏒 Can I be yours? (Just tell me I'm yours) | 5.5k

Ilya has a new teammate and Shane has some feelings about that.

🏒 three strikes | 5.9k

 Ilya has a new teammate and Shane gets a little jealous

🏒 Maybe: Jane | 6.8k

The Boston Raiders tease Rozanov about his mystery long distance girlfriend, sending Jane stories and embarrassing pictures of Ilya. Shane and Ilya don’t think much of it - until Theo Michaud gets traded to from Boston to Montreal and updates his contact list.

🏒 Tape to Tape | 8.2k

Shane Hollander has chemistry with his new American linemate. Montreal fans are thrilled. Ilya Rozanov is not.

🏒 No Harm, No Foul | 8.3k

 Montreal's newest player makes the mistake of fucking with Ilya Rozanov's Husband.

🏒 it's a mirror | 9.0k

There's a new rookie in town. Luca Haas is handling this just fine.

🏒 You and Me and Him | 10.7k

Ilya gets a new teammate while still with Boston, which at first seems like a problem, but soon enough it turns out it might improve some things.

🏒 World on Your Shoulders | 15.4k

Shane's new rookie is blackmailed by a previous (male) hook up, which is something that he can handle. This won't ruin his line for the season.

🏒 tongues a-wagging | 29.0k

Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky. Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

🏒 Won't be Alone | WIP

The Ottawa Centaurs have a new Russian rookie - the first Russian rookie Ilya's ever had, and Ilya is determined to make him feel welcome. Petrov finds that Rozanov and Hollander aren't at all what he expected (Hollander is somehow even more Canadian than he thought possible), but they somehow make him feel just a little more at home in this strange new country.

🏒 The Rookie  | WIP

Shane’s rookie season is supposed to be the start of his dream. But his new teammate, Thompson, won’t leave him alone. Each encounter is worse than the last, and Shane doesn’t know what to do —or if anyone would believe him, if he told them. When Ilya finds out, he can’t stay out of it—and he’s determined to protect Shane.

If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

[stalkingchair]

This is brainwashing propaganda

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women