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Shiny Gastrodon is the best Gastrodon

[kickitoffwithayang]

Imagine a whole RWBY episode in the style of a mockumentary.

Like a documentary team came to interview the contestants of the festival and this happens…

Yang: Yeeeah, I know that my team is not built like me so I try to pull my punches during practice.

*cuts to Yang laughing maniacally and pummeling her team as they scream for her to stop*

*cuts back to Yang*

Yang: You could say I also pull my punches.

*cuts to RWBY leaving the practice area as Yang makes a pun*

RWB: *groan* *walk away*

OR….

Interviewer: Do you like your team?

Nora: I love my team!…but not, you know, not love them love them. Especially Ren. We’re just friends, it’s a friend love, but not that kind of love…

OR…

Sun: As a guest of Vale, I try to be on my best behavior

*zoom in on an unamused Goodwitch in the background as she’s shaking her head*

[shinygastrodons]

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[hotsenator]

Best Spongebob episodes

ripped pants

when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep

krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels

FIRMLY GRASP IT

i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 

“3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”

Krusty Krab training video

The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up

WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT

Sandy hibernates

Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 

spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK

onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD

when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house

When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him

WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..

CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE

Spongebob B.C.

When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge

SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Magic Conch Shell

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon

FUUUUUTUUREEEE

talent show with squidwards interpretive dance

the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet andhe goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA

Kevin and the queen jellyfish

Fine dining and breathing

Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

[perfectcupofjo]

-IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT??

-HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEEE? I JUST HAD A SANDWICH–NO ORDINARY SANDWICH–A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYYYYY!

- F IS FOR FRIENDS

-SNOWBALL FIGHT

[stopmarkus]

soulmate au where instead of your soulmates first words to you written on your skin it’s their last words you ever hear them say so you don’t know who your soulmate is until you lose them

[sincereglomp-blog]

imagine generic last words like “did you get the mail?” “i’ll be down in a minute!” “have you seen my cell phone?” so every time the munain happens your blood runs cold

when you know you’ll hardly know them at all “what’s your name?” “do you have a facebook?” “that’ll be $3.95 with tax” because it’s one thing to lose them and know too late, but it’s something much crueler to never know them at all

imagine being the parent of someone with “did you do the homework?” “my mom said yes” “i really hate P.E.” because you know it will happen young, you know you can’t protect them

people with horrifying ones like “don’t close your eyes!” “i don’t think we’re alone” “didn’t you lock the door?” because they’ll be there when something horrible happens and there’s no way to prepare for that

imagine what you otp’s wrists might say.

[readersdaily]

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

[shinygastrodons]

king-of-westeros:

you’re telling me mate

[sequals]

clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person

[rdjobsessions]

yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I don’t like fucking cars his first thought was I know I'ma send that to my fucking girlfriend like yes fucking yes I love that shit

[mother-of-penguin-deactivated20]

this shit is adorable. if I’m with you, I wanna know everything. like you just had a mad ass milkshake?? tell me. you saw a nice lamp show me. idc I love that shit. i’m yours.

[youbeccabelieveit]

Ok this was the best way to put it. It’s extremely flattering to be the first thought in someone’s head when they look at something so mundane that has nothing to do with you. I really, truly enjoy this. That’s how you know someone’s important.

[chai-angel-deactivated20240909]

my life before i turned 18:

my life after i turned 18:

[deletedthesun]

Um, the legal drinking age is 21

[chai-angel-deactivated20240909]

Um, i live in the uk?

[ddraig-coch-deactivated20180429]

The whole world isn’t America ffs

[unimpressives]

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another…

[lucid-eyess]

Always reblog.

[enbyho]

STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKING LIE. THIS WAS SCRIPTED. WILL SMITH’S FATHER WAS ALWAYS IN HIS LIFE. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. HE IS A WONDERFUL ACTOR AND HE MADE THIS BELIEVABLE, THAT IS ALL. FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE EVERY BLACK PERSON’S SUCCESS BASED IN “THIS WAS THEIR REALITY” FUCK YOU.

[amurdertramp-deactivated2019032]

His father featured on the left.

[bjornwilde]

Reblogging since I spread the lie once or twice before. In fact, here’s a source for the truth.

[whitegirlsaintshit]

damn son

[technicalamends]

This has been a widely spread lie on tumblr since 2007 please bring a fucking end to it

[absoluteshiiit-deactivated20160]

Shit

[wliiagifs-blog]

Unlikely things to read in a children’s book.

[notmattsmith-deactivated2022070]

tbh some fandoms can get real annoying but avatar is the one im never gonna get tired of like

dude

omg

unproblematic favs

they’re like the thomas sanders or uptown funk of fandom

[annamariehowlett]

[nicconrads]

#god i loved this particular exchange#because she’s literally handcuffed to a table!! there are these dudes circling#she should have no power#and yet she’s the commanding presence of the room#oh i love you so fiercely

[beifonglover]

#i so particularly love that he’s talking ‘bout what she’s seen second hand and sort of has to assume about the violence he could perpetrate#against her#whereas peggy is like#‘u wanna go there?’#‘i literally kicked your ass in a back alley the other day dude i knocked u out cold dont think these handcuff’s’ll stop me doing it again’#peggy carter is the personification of ‘FIGHT ME’

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Peggy ‘Meet me in the pit’ Carter <3

[ultrafacts]

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[thisisourbravewildheart]

First thought: no wonder they hurt so fun much second thought: we could actually make a house out of them

[ultrafacts]

James May once had a LEGO house built

[memezoom]

*ed sheeran sheds a single tear*

[aisforarthur]

[krystal-castles]

Arthur you fucking savage

[shinygastrodons]

two types of chats

group chat: lol look at this meme you pieces of shit

private chat: i don't know anymore. im hoping that someday i'll just know what to do. sorry for complaining and thanks for always listening to me

[skullodreams]

[originalyosha]

There there Zapfish doll, everything will be ok. 

[lostmaiamai-blog]

[shinygastrodons]

i am very confused but he is so cute #RacingforRupees