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fuks

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

boowoomuu

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

lacefuneral

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

corviiids

kids these days don't even appreciate a good monologue anymore. you cook up a perfectly good evil scheme and it's all "you'll never get away with this" and "justice will prevail". nobody knows how to listen. gone are the days of sitting quietly to hear out a good old fashioned how-i-dunnit. not even to buy time to secretly escape from a nefarious trap or nothing

shinyglaceonice

https://youtu.be/BKwAoRJxwUE?si=9VY1-JNzTiwclbjM

This. I feel like this encapsulates what you feel.

moonllita

I don’t remember if I shared all of them here, my Hoyoverse X P5 (don’t ask why my brain cook that)

too lazy to tag all the characters so meh

kimpossibooty

Listen. I’ve got a new grift. I’m posing as an automated gnome fact service and confusing the shit out of people. Have someone you want me to prank? $10. $10 and they’ll be inducted into a life of gnomishness. Want it for yourself? I’m willing to talk to you too.

Venmo me @TomJGrennell and drop me a message with the phone number you want me to haunt!

This is also for a good cause which is paying off a lot of debt from emergency dental work and emergency pet surgeries and emergency car replacements and so on

kimpossibooty

I already have one person on the hook and they are Not Having It. Come destroy your friends’ phones with me!

kimpossibooty

I cannot tell you how obsessed I am with how many of you are doing this you are all my VERY favorite people and I love you so much and I will make sure your friends get your money’s worth 🫡

kimpossibooty

Also I’ve started an email account as well so any and all international gnome fans are included now!

kimpossibooty

I got banned from the texting app so I immediately made half a dozen burner accounts and resumed services. I am nothing if not a consummate professional.

kimpossibooty

Sorry for spamming this so much but this is truly one of the most fun things I’ve done in ages

kimpossibooty

highly researched (by me) and highly reliably sourced (source: me) and you can absolutely sign yourself up!

kimpossibooty

Updating this post so people can find this in the comments!

NeurotiCity Fact Services is now on Patreon! Doing it this way I've been able to make it more sustainable and easier to automate! I now offer both texts and emails for gnomes, ghosts, wizards, frogs, and centaurs! Email subscriptions are $3/month, texts are $7/month, and you get discounted rates if you sign up multiple people/for multiple lists! I've got some fun plans for this, so please join in the madness and have some fun! Prank your friends, destroy your enemies, or sign yourself up for a little bit of joy each day! In addition to the Patreon, I will be keeping up the original service in a limited capacity! For a one time payment of $10, you can get a week of gnome facts for yourself or a victim! Emails and other topics will remain exclusive to Patreon, but this way you can still get in on the fun without having to make an account or commit to anything longer-term! Venmo @ TomJGrennell if you’re interested!

beesmygod

i also really love hearing abt other ppl's POV on how the gender in elden ring is handled bc it mercilessly swerves the pathetic expectations we've come to expect in fantasy genre fiction where the roles of men/women are delineated exactly the same as in reality. men can become maidens. you can bifurcate your gender if you are a specific type of divinity and no one really cares (maybe? its not really the transgender part they don't like so much as the shock that you can marry yourself). women are warriors without having to masquerade as men. its neat stuff.

beesmygod

elden ring is also i think the first game where there's indisputable sexuality between named characters and the relationships are so complicated it's not clear if they're gay or straight. but they are all kind of bittersweet. sometimes a wife can be a dragon

beesmygod

isn't varre a little.....you know...? [mimes doing the NIHIL gesture for an unknown reason]

shinyglaceonice

It's a fromsoft tradition to just completely subvert gender within the soulsborne games. Whilst it wasn't as prevalent in their older titles (Demons Souls didn't have much, Dark Souls 1 had Gwyndolin, Ciaran), Dark Souls 2 onwards gender didn't matter, everyone was doomed by the narrative. (Lucatiel my beloved, you will forever deserve better).

Especially in Bloodborne, which if you've never played then go at least watch a playthrough. Be warned though, it's dark even by fromsoft standards.

#fromsoftware #dark souls #bloodborne

tamamita

The only good isekai is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

ink-doc

Who are the waifus?

tamamita

Grovyle

boviboy

fav rhythm game?

parappa (including un jammer lammy)

project diva/mirai (NOT including sekai)

one of the mobile gacha idol ones (project sekai, bandori, enstars)

dancing-focused arcade game (ddr, pump it up, in the groove)

other arcade game with unique mechanic (beatmania, taiko no tatsujin, popnmusic)

beat saber or other vr title

rhythm doctor

osu

vib ribbon

something else

Voting ended onAug 2, 2024

#theatrhythm #persona dancing #those two literally had me in a chokehold #still do tbh

crylin

Lady & Tifa 🤝💕

everythingfox

Cuddly baby

Tips and tricks for Hades 2 (minor spoilers)

Hecate, Odysseus and Skelly have very good keepsakes. Prioritise giving them Nectar first. Moros' keepsake is also good, but doesn't fare well for guardian fights.

The Sorceress Arcana card does not stop time for the Chronos fight, nor can you pause (until you perform an incantation), get used to doing runs without it.

Upgrade Death Defiance arcana card as soon as you can

Casts (at the time of writing) are very, very strong, especially the Zeus and Apollo casts. Couple them with the Demeter cyclone and the apollo cast size boon and you're golden.

The axe is very good on the surface, especially for the (current) final boss there. Plus, spin spin spin spin spin

#hades 2

rowanyte

30 hours into hades 2 and can proudly say (not to be dramatic) that i would die for 90% of the cast. (especially moros. want to gnaw on him) !!! spoilers under the read more !!!

being 100% honest i havent even beaten chronos once yet, but here i am w this man's friendship to the current max state 10/10 priorities ok but seriously. the way he's the incarnate of doom and yet like the gentleman ever (tm) the way it's like. kinda subtle at first but then we see the colors of his personality, the way he tried to protect the fates and literally just!! wishes to have answers :( his perspective on mortals (from his fishing interaction) is super interesting as well?? being like originally sounding like a disappointed parent when he realizes you're pulling fish out of the water- AND THEN HERMES?? AND CHARON??? i missed them so much pleaseee their interactions?? hermes wanting you to leave a message w charon :((( they're so.. they.. they deserve the world anyway zagreus when i miss my boy i miss him i have your dog please come here :(( (has seen him in the flashback w chronos) (sobbing)

shinyglaceonice

Chronos tips!

Casts are your best friend - the Zeus cast with the Demeter cyclone is especially effective. Apollo's Solar Ring is also a great alternative, along with his boon that increases cast size.

Selene's Moon Water can and will come in clutch for Chronos

If you haven't already, do the incantation to change keepsakes. Odysseus and Skellys can really help you.

There's a lot going on at all times with Chronos, but have patience, and keep distance for your casts. It helps to avoid his lingering scythe swings.

The phase two insta kills are bs, but if you have enough Demeter boons, she can give you one which makes all damage taken never exceed 15, this includes the one shots.

It takes a while, just don't give up! You can do it! Death to Chronos.

#hades 2 #chronos #boss fight tips

systemic-dreams

let us honour this revenge of the fifth with my fave rots screenshot

beckiboos

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

beckiboos

Jokes on you @fortheloveofdata my posts don’t break containment

beckiboos

It seems I have fallen victim to hubris

cherribalm-deactivated20140609

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

bumblebeebabie

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS