if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
$LAYYYTER
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Love Begins
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EXPECTATIONS
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@shirtlesswizard
people from outside the US if you had to live in one region of the US which would it be? you are not allowed to kill yourself
North New England
Boswash
Great Lakes
Southeast
Florida
Great Plains
South Central
Rocky Mountain
Southwest
Pacific Coast
Always curious about such things!
Never have I had a harder time refraining from voting to see results in a poll not meant for me.
@wolfsbanenmistletoe look now
you know how old scifi is. [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote t
a collection 😵💫😵💫😵💫
(the lathe of heaven by ursula k le guin)
(metaphase by vonda n. mcintyre)
(the dispossessed by ursula k le guin)
(the unfortunate fall by raphael carter)
(bone dance by emma bull)
(woman on the edge of time by marge piercy)
(babel-17 by samuel r. delany)
(woman on the edge of time by marge piercy)
(bone dance by emma bull)
(the telling by ursula k. le guin)
(metaphase by vonda n. mcintyre)
*correction the fourth book is called the fortunate fall. idk why i keep misspelling it as unfortunate 💀
If you've ever wanted to feel like you belong to a secret society, with the conspiratorial plans and the covert meetings and the knowing glances at the other people who part of it and all, consider trying to unionize your workplace.
You'll see a flyer in the break room and go to a meeting at a union hall and you'll be like, hm, I didn't expect to see that person here, but there they are, and then you'll see them at work the next day, and you won't say anything, but you'll both know. You'll know.
And then comes the day when you throw off the veil of secrecy and wear the signs of your order openly! Let everyone heed the call! A new day is coming, and the old powers will be overthrown!
And then you win.
I've seen some unhinged complaints in Steam reviews before, but I just ran into one that gave a game which contains no dialogue the thumbs down purely on the basis that it doesn't have voice acting.
Here’s my all time favorite Steam review
if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look
and if you feel an arcane force seizing control of your body that's just the curse which is fine
Happy jewish wizard wednesday
L’chaim!
what the hell emoji is this
Wizard Council 2023 banned spell list:
Wall of Beasts
Granite Counterspell
Summon Hive of Cigarettes
Torrent of Meth
Summon Hole Elemental
Mage Fetus
Conjure Glock Gnomes
Conjure Fear Weed
Francophonize
Reverse Abortion
Hey @evilwizard ! Whatchu think?
This is really, really sad for a variety of reasons, not least of which is that glock gnomes were what finally got Queen Elizabeth a couple of months ago. Also, I’m surprised to see Torrent of Meth on the list given the recent campaigning by Walter the White and Jesse the Pink to have that spell protected.
They can take Wall of Beasts from my cold, dead, hands.
Hot girl summer is out
Evil wizard winter is in
You don’t need to say Evil. It’s a given when you say Wizard
being a wizard is an inherently trans profession. what are you transmuting? your gender?
I’m actually transmuting other people’s gender. I do magical sex changes. I make it so people can be shirtless in the way they want. I am the shirtless wizard after all
in wizard school on the last day there was none of this “exam” bullshit. it was just you and the chalice
what happened with the chalice?
i dont wanna talk about it
every 300 years god chooses one living creature to be the recipient of divine apotheosis and ascend to the highest planes. it is almost always a beetle. scientists don’t know why
Do wizards know why?
we theorize that god is at least 60% beetle by mass
That’s actually a common misconception, a vast majority believe God is 60% beetle by volume.
"grow up" no. i cast wizard beam
every time you reblog one of my posts another wizard spawns somewhere on this earth
this post counts btw
there's actually only like 50 notes on this post the rest is the same 15 people going nuts
WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go
what kind of maniac would do such a thing
WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it
Is this magic?
WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions
