shit roommates say

Welcome to the wild world of our house. Where we're always drinking and sometimes witty. Feel free to send us some of the weird shit your flatmates may say/do.

[jentrevellan]

October 3rd

One side of tumblr :

Other side of tumblr :

[businesstiramisu]

or both!

[etirabys]

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

[bioluminescent-fungus]

so i asked my mom’s boyfriend, who is a paramedic, and he recommended that for hypothermia, you cuddle chest-to-chest, BUT if you are digging in to survive a blizzard, spooning is preferable

[kamaboko-ken]

[ijustdontknowsometimes]

Hey bro…we gotta survive thia blizzard bro. I know its weird but we gotta cuddle bro…bro please we gotta survive….lemme cuddle you bro please

[shit-roommates-say]

Male privilege = being able to safely Nair your crotch

[shit-roommates-say]

please... do not.... yell at me.... I'm SenSITIVE

[opossumbyknight]

if you call a nonbinary person cis bc they don't perform androgyny to a level you approve of i'm omw with a big hammer to shatter your kneecaps

[shit-roommates-say]

She's a thicc one... Mr. Grinch.

[shit-roommates-say]

Coworker: Kill me if you ever see me wearing anything saying something about Biden.

Me: No. I'll bake you a cake and we can celebrate that you aren't completely brainwashed by an orange instead.

[shit-roommates-say]

Carrot: I don't steal... On Mondays. FRIDAYS ON THE OTHER HAND

[shit-roommates-say]

S: You should download til you so we can do this thing.

R: .... I feel like downloading Tik Tok is culturally appropriating the Gen Zers

[shit-roommates-say]

S: This is why I don't tell friends about cute girls.

We use the peace sign because messenger won't let us bitches use scissors.

[disaster-by-chance]

Finale Prediction Bingo:

Play along y'all

[disaster-by-chance]

Welp,,,

[shit-roommates-say]

We havent watched the latest episode yet, but uuhhh,,,, we are all scared.

[shit-roommates-say]

31 Jan 2020

R: RWBY is like compost. It's trash, but there's room to grow.

[shit-roommates-say]

10 Oct. 2018

M: V*ginas are just unexplored meat caves of mystery. With p*nis, at least what you see is what you get.

R: But if you like spelunking.

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I know this is an old one, but I found it on my twitter and it needs to be here.

[shit-roommates-say]

9 Jan. 2020

Long story short, my friend rescued a fish.

They named it T'Challa.

[shit-roommates-say]

R: If you take a lot of angry virgins and put them on the internet (and they’re male) you get Reddit.

R: If you take a lot of angry virgins and put them on the internet (and they’re female),you get Tumblr.

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

[theheroheart]

[shit-roommates-say]

is this not how everyone shops?

-S

[nightmarefuel0410]

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