shooketh™

austrian guy with a dumb sense of humor

[priezpourlui]

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[distractionsfromthefood]

[sagasolejma]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[jame7t]

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

[relelvance]

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[runawaymarbles]

not progressing. not regressing. just gressing. can't a person just gress anymore? yeesh.

[nickle-a-la-fae]

I shouldn’t be at work. I should be at home playing with my dick

[undeadhousewife]

[versacemom]

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

[papa-peach]

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

[maddie-grove]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[jamiemccrimmon]

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

[grace-in-the-wilderness]

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

-- G. K. Chesterton