To tell me if you want to be in the official verse fanfic I’m writing, via vague and likely unserious request of fellow gimmick @sadgayboy-offical !!
And if you are telling me you want to be in it, you also can request any ships or non ships! (If you want to be cutesy with someone or want me to definitely not put you with anyone! Or something like that)
@no-one-offical could you do your thing and pass this to the rest of the official verse? Thx 🫶
ive been obseving the officals and i have a challenge for all of you! go to bed at a reasonable time. please. before midnight preferably. none of yall ever sleep.
Rejoice. @salamander-offical has been defeated, and you now have a peaceful leader. I am here to guide the Officals peacefully through the Officalverse, without further conflict. Thank you for your endless support. My banner was made by @glitter-offical.
Current positions, ranked by power:
Supreme Leader (has the power to do anything): @supremeleader-offical
Successor (no real power until something happens to me): @water-offical
Lord Chancellor (can grant anyone a position lower than themselves. They can also remove positions of anyone lower than themselves. They can also execute. I cannot overrule the Lord Chancellor's desicions): @britain-offical
Chancellors (same as Lord Chancellor, but a bit lower, so the Lord Chancellor can get rid of a Chancellor, @profain-offical, @hitler-offical, @british-kiwi-lad-offical, @panda-of-pyromania-offical and @hammerhead-shark-offical
Ruler of the Lands (is in charge of any Offical with a place name, for example London, or Sweden): @britain-offical
Archbishops (will directly message me about religious updates and ceremonies. Everybody mentioned on this post must participate. The Archbishop shall create their own religion): @gus-offical
Chief Dungeon Master (may perform executions and arrests. They do not have the power to personally pick who to punish. Can fire other Dungeon Masters): @death-offical
Dungeon Masters (must perform all executions and arrests. They do not have the power to personally pick who to punish): @hitman-offical, @stupid-offical and @nobody-offical
Earldom (no power, just a title and lots of honour): @love-offical, @thing-offical, @panda-of-pyromania-offical, @glitter-offical and @feral-raccoon-offical
Duchy (like Earls, but not as good): @woman-offical, @the-listener-offical, @supervillains-assistant-offical, @post-waterer-offical, @geralt-of-rivia-offical, @liar-offical, @czechia-offical, @grass-offical, @wind-offical and @spamton-offical1997
Fortune Tellers (will send in asks with prophecies, they may either be real world or Officalverse prophecies): @gay-ass-bitch-offical and @hyperthyroidism-offical
Monks (can put in religious suggestions in my askbox, I will tag the Archbishop for their opinion): @aglet-offical, @flying-spaghetti-monster-offical, @starbringer-offical and @james-offical
Musicians (can recommend a song either through direct messages or askbox to me. I will listen to it, and rate it out of 10.): @veronicaa-sawyer-offical, @bigender-offical, @satans-pitchfork-offffical and @crook-5-offical
Film directors (like musicians but with television): @evil-lemon-shark-offical and @super-cool-guy-offical
Librarians (like musicians or film directors but with books): @tidy-offical, @morse-code-offical, @anon-offical, @python-offical, @puppyyy-boy-offical, @them-offical, @crayon-eating-wizard-offical, and @offical-shipper-of-officals
Jesters (are amusing): @silly-little-arson-frog-offical, @gamblingthroughlife-offical and @omega-mart-offical
Peasants: @coffee-offical, @olderbrother-offical, @stupid-offical, @pyro-offical, @yourasksareoff-offical, @bananabunnyboi-official and @gunlicker-offical
Castle pets: @cat-that-ignored-you-offical and @snow-leopard-offical
Dead (once dead there is no return): @salamander-offical, @akuma-offical, @rat-offical, @the-pineapple-offical, @belial-offical, @eredin-offical and @compy-offical
Apply for a position! There can be several people on the same position if I put in in plural!
Offical religion under cut!
Supreme Religion
There are 3 Gods - Satan, the God of mischief and that sort of thing. I was appointed by Satan to rule. Skooky, the God of prosperity and commerce. And finally, a God whose name roughly translates to J̺̲̳̜̐̈̾̿̓͝ẹ̗͈̠̘ͣ̀ͫ̆̾͆̾̆̉͘F̱̞̟͈̰͋ͦ̉̿̈́̅͛̑̇ͅf̸͕́͌͠Ẻ̴̸̶̡̤̗̗̬̻̺̭͙̞̪̺͇͙̜͚̟͚̳̏̑ͫ͋͐̊̅̾́͋̔ͣͣͨ͛͆ͧͭ̀̚̕͟͝͝r̯̳̤ͨͧ̈́̒ͦͥ̊́_̷̡̧͈̗͇̯̺̯̦͎̬̯͉̮̜̒́̍̓́ͩ̌̔ͪ́́ͮ͠͠Y͓̬̠̜̩̖̰͚̑̄̒̉ͪ̏̚͢͞ m̨̤̱̥̐̀ͥ̂ͬI̸̛͉̝̠̘̖͖̐̇̉ͧ͋ͪ͆̒ͪ͗̏ͧͭ͟͠k̵̢̧̢͕̺̺̺̖ͬ͌ͦ̈́̿͂̅̽͝͠ͅͅͅę̸̶̨̛̘͉͙͎̮̲̰̪͕̻͍̊͛̈́̀͊͐̃̄ͥ͒ͮͥͩ̓͒͝ͅ. We are not yet aware of J̺̲̳̜̐̈̾̿̓͝ẹ̗͈̠̘ͣ̀ͫ̆̾͆̾̆̉͘F̱̞̟͈̰͋ͦ̉̿̈́̅͛̑̇ͅf̸͕́͌͠Ẻ̴̸̶̡̤̗̗̬̻̺̭͙̞̪̺͇͙̜͚̟͚̳̏̑ͫ͋͐̊̅̾́͋̔ͣͣͨ͛͆ͧͭ̀̚̕͟͝͝r̯̳̤ͨͧ̈́̒ͦͥ̊́_̷̡̧͈̗͇̯̺̯̦͎̬̯͉̮̜̒́̍̓́ͩ̌̔ͪ́́ͮ͠͠Y͓̬̠̜̩̖̰͚̑̄̒̉ͪ̏̚͢͞ m̨̤̱̥̐̀ͥ̂ͬI̸̛͉̝̠̘̖͖̐̇̉ͧ͋ͪ͆̒ͪ͗̏ͧͭ͟͠k̵̢̧̢͕̺̺̺̖ͬ͌ͦ̈́̿͂̅̽͝͠ͅͅͅę̸̶̨̛̘͉͙͎̮̲̰̪͕̻͍̊͛̈́̀͊͐̃̄ͥ͒ͮͥͩ̓͒͝ͅ. 'S abilities.
The three Gods must be respected and should be worshipped daily.
puppygirl reporter: "BARKING-um, sorry, puppy's sorry- BREAKING NEWS, a man was just found ruffed- oh, puppy's so dumb- roughed up, and thrown in pawson- ghhhh, pupyys embarrassing hersel,f,f ,,, p-prison,,,
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