Whoooooooooop!

NOT spoiler friendly // i don’t really post original stuff here much anymore, but i reblog things i like :)

[s0apboxtao]

who said this fanfic shit was hard

[thesomewhatliterateaxolotl]

[id: screenshot of some text which says: "'I'm Phoenix Wright,' the ace attorney said. 'I've been through some trials and tribulations, but I always try to get justice for all.'"/end id]

[bionicle216]

happy Phoenix wright gets hit by a car day💞💞

[fullmetal-attorney]

happy phoenix wright gets hit by a car day!! here’s a shitpost i made for tiktok last year <3

[yoooootakunis]

my Apollo HEADCANON!

His bracelet is a sentient entity! Yes, it's aliveeee

The bracelet don't particularly have a name. (yet. I'm open for any suggestion!)

The bracelet express emotions by squinting, blinking rapidly, staring, and looking around.

They don't make any noises but Apollo can feel them wriggling.

It's a "they/them" because it's not a one being with many eyes, each eye got their own opinion. (creepy.)

[vivid-wisp]

Bonus

[jesterfrog]

me at the crosswalk if i'm being honest

[metaknightlover2007]

I watched the first 3 episodes of Naruto on the weekend

[ministarfruit]

attorney adverts

[chaos--gremlin]

Happy Valentine's day 💗

I made some Phoenix cards for those who celebrate

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 119

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

Sasha “Sova” Novikov (Valorant)

Voting ended onFeb 18

PROPAGANDA:

[Miles]

"Have you seen him? He needs it."

"First he was saddled with unnecessary feelings, now he could be saddled with a pregnancy that he has to figure out how to deal with.

Would he try and ignore it at first? Maybe he'd attempt to hide his growing bump until he's forced to deal with the reality of the situation. It would be a delicious test of his character. Also, he seems like he'd be a genuinely caring parent."

[Sova]

"He is simply built for it imo. Very protective and very caring, will kill someone for looking at him wrong, but simultaneously really loves all his friends and (most of) his teammates. Huge sense of duty. Wants to protect the world; will die for it -- imagine that energy for a baby. Needs to settle down. Would be an amazing father. And I just personally think he has crazy baby fever that he buries down due to said sense of duty.

But also I think, in retrospect of the previous bracket, I should also highlight him getting pregnant being potentially terrible too, BECAUSE of said sense of duty. A guy who is constantly sent out on missions, who never rests, who is considered the "golden boy" of his boss & thus has to constantly perform perfectly... Really huge potential for messy accidental stuff where he is living in blind denial for months & basically suffering until he finally is forced to acknowledge it. U can go either direction with this guy (fluff or angst, happy or mess, etc) it's really beautiful. :)"

[salamanderoddity]

we all got that one friend who thinks he's beyond saving

[turnaboutfix]

Missing.

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

it's almost almost christmas

[standingbi-cyclingby]

Miles Edgeworth is the world's FAKEST idgafer EVER. That man gives SO much of a fuck he heard Phoenix fell through a bridge and got right tf out of bed at balls o'clock in the morning and immediately boarded a private jet and only to find out Phoenix was mostly fine. He's got this cold and calculating demeanor but he's obsessed with a children's TV show. I love him so much. He acts like he dgaf but he DOES he SO does.

[baxs-tblr]

Ace Attorney creators are so bad at writing trauma. They have characters move on so quickly from situations that would realistically scar you for life

Dahlia and Regina aren't effected about being groomed, the narrative barely delves into Trucy's trauma regarding her biological parents, Phoenix underreacts to Iris dating him without his consent, and we don't get to hear much about Franziska being a victim of child labor... Maya and Shaun were both kidnapped but we barely get to hear about how they felt, Kay goes right back to normal after getting her memories back...

...Notice how most of these examples are women?

[cedar-blogs-stuff]

And then there's Eustace being bound and gagged inside his own home for who knows how long too... 😥

[urfaveisunfuckable]

godot from ace attorney is unfuckable! what the fuck do you think this is? x-men? tron?? take the visor off idiot you’re scaring the hoes

[urfaveisunfuckable]

i've been informed he is blind sorry sir you can keep the visor on. the hoes love you

[urfaveisunfuckable]

just been informed you hate women. the hoes hate you for unrelated reasons to the visor

[urfaveisunfuckable]

alright i was informed that you don't actually hate women it was a mistranslation. the hoes have complicated feelings towards you

[juney-blues]

[brodorokihousuke]

man don't do this to me