Drink Water

ANTI REPUBLICAN ‼️

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic

[trillniggarunninshit]

I’m mad I knew exactly what it was At first glance

[tec6unny]

I still have this on my ipod.

[highmelalanin]

I swear if u didn’t shake ya butt to this you’re lying 😂😂😂😩

[kyoshiwarrior]

I completely forgot that this video exists!!!

[kaminoshogun]

Classic Internet

[silkyydreams]

it’s like I’m watching it for the first time.. 😌😂

this will never get old 😂

[palmer]

Have you fallen in love with me yet or do I need to post more nonsense

[minfonica]

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[spinal-dino]

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

[empiereal]

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

[textbook-virgo-deactivated20201]

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

[tomurasimp]

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

[makidrawzzz-deactivated20220404]

Hello fishy my old friend~

[arroz-con-yolo]

It’s exam week

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[catchymemes]

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1345428060305289216

[nyquilnap]

[nuclear-tea]

Photos that hit different in 2020.

[sharkylad]

I hate it

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[toastbutteregg]

[tyleroakley]

oh my GOD the tiktok generation has has ENOUGH (less than a week: http://iwillvote.com - have you done everything you can to stop Trump??)

[ronanlynam]

[babyanimalgifs]

There is a challenge where you put your hand near your dog like you’re going to pet them but don’t actually pet them. Someone tried it on their bird and it was adorable. 

(Source)

[remenyhal-deactivated20211119]

Awww

[gifsboom]

Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video]

[theneetboss-deactivated20150824]

grasscon

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places, not thick grass, but the scythe cut that patch super uneven and it looks like absolute shit. The WeedWhacker took slightly longer but did a much neater, better job with less effort. 

Really thought he comparison is absurd, Nobody would ever use a WeedWhacker to replace a scythe, they do completely different things, just like you’d never use a scythe to cut down weeds growing out of a sidewalk. If it’s for trimming a lawn it should be against a lawnmower, which would fucking destroy it, and if it’s for harvesting hay it should be against a combine harvester, which would destroy it exponentially more.

This is nothing more than lies and propaganda from butthurt scythelovers and I for one will not stand for it.

[thechekhov]

unrest in the grass fandom

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

[duendealexis]

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[mistressmira402]

I approve of this