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My life is just like my blog, it's a total joke.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[pinklovehearts]

what if you left a spam comment 😦😦 on my post 😳😳😳 and you were a bot called Olivia 🤭🤭🤭 and we are both girls 🤪🤪

[olivia1863fde]

hills,

[pinklovehearts]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Truth.

[lakevida]

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

[gay-mormon-wizard]

[lakevida]

god finally a reasonable request

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”

[geneetierneys]

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time

[youlovetoseeit]

[stars-bean]

Bambi (1942) dir. David Hand

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[notallmensheviks]

[aangarchy]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

[darrenpillowscriss]

To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path, I just want to reassure you that you are NOT the annoying customer we complain about in retail. You are very kind and you clearly respect me and my time and I appreciate you. Also I am happy to help you with whatever you need and it is not at all a bother.

To the customer who shouted “EGGS?” at me from twenty feet away because apparently it was just too much trouble to come a few steps closer and use a complete sentence like “where are the eggs, please?”: fuck you.

[fujiwaradivebar]

Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

[anxietyproblem]

[coyotesmokebreak]