LadyShivs

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[shivs2]

Hey!

It’s LadyShivs here, it seems my main account was terminated for no reason! Fun times. Great webbed site.

I’ll be blogging from here for the foreseeable future, until I either get my appeal through or I have to move permanently over here. If that’s the case I’ll try to change the blog name to something more readily identifiable with, well, me.

[ladyshivs]

Hello shivs. Before you, you see a prompt for your NSF-T HCs on Huntr/x and the Saja Boys genital situations. If you do not reply before the timer runs out it’s actually fine but me and Billy the Puppet will be bummed and he’s just a little guy. (I’ve seen what you’ve written for your fhr ocs and I want that 🥺) ((it’s also cool to delete this if you’re not okay with it peace and love))

Peace and love anon, I need you to know how hysterical it was to wake up, check my email, and immediately find myself in a very polite Saw trap. I’m okay with it, I also think it’s hysterical that you enjoyed me rambling about my sidesteps “genital situations” enough to ask for this 😂

Not Safe For Tumblr headcanons under the cut. Nothing explicitly smutty.

I’ll begin with our girls and decided to include their chests as well as their genitals 💖

(I’ll have to use American sizing for their bras, as I’m unfamiliar with Korean sizes)

Huntr/x:

Rumi

In between A and B cups, with upward pointing nipples that face directly forward. They’re a light rosy color with slightly large areola. Her chest flushes dark red when she’s aroused.

Some of her patterns cross over her breasts, and while they aren’t actually more sensitive than the rest of her skin, she has a strong reaction to them being touched.

Neatly trimmed pubic hair, carpet matching the drapes. After becoming more comfortable in her skin she might let herself get waxed, but I think she’s still a bit too modest for anything more than a bikini wax.

Medium sized clit and hood that gets very red when she’s aroused. Her vulva is slightly darker than the rest of her skin tone, with small labia minora which swell out past her labia majora when she’s aroused.

Mira

A cups, with nipples that point straight forward. Dark pink in color, relatively proportional areola. Her chest is fairly sensitive and she enjoys having it played with.

Waxed pubic hair with a landing strip. Someone had to have one because I think they’re hilarious and Mira seems like she’d also find it fun. She does occasionally let it grow back to full bush, but not usually for very long.

Small clit with a proportionally large hood. Her vulva swells noticeably when she’s aroused and turns a much darker color, with labia minora that extend past her labia majora.

She has faint but noticeable stretch marks on the outsides of her hips and thighs from when she hit her growth spurt during puberty and her legs shot out seemingly overnight.

Zoey

B cups, with nipples that point slightly downward and just a bit outwards. A dusty brown-peach color with small areola. She has light freckles covering both breasts which she’s a little self conscious about.

I think Zoey has fun with her pubic hair, often cutting designs or patterns into it. She’s absolutely tried to trim it into a turtle shape at one point but got too frustrated and shaved it off. When she’s not having fun with it, she keeps it in a bikini wax.

Medium sized clit with a relatively small hood. Her clit swells slightly when she’s aroused and protrudes out. Her vulva is slightly more tan than the rest of her skin and her labia minora aren’t visible unless she’s deeply aroused.

Saja Boys:

To keep things all fair, I’ll also discuss their chests

Jinu

Well defined pectorals, softly defined abs, with dark chest hair predominantly in the center of his chest, that he waxes off for performances. Nipples are a rosy pink with relatively small areola.

He keeps his pubic hair trimmed down tight but otherwise doesn’t do anything to it. Left to its own devices it grows relatively long with a loose curl.

14.4 cm long when fully erect, roughly 12 cm when flaccid, with his foreskin usually slipping back on its own when he’s fully aroused. The shaft curves slightly to the right and when erect, points slightly upwards. Significantly darker than the rest of his skin when he’s aroused, and his glans turns a dark red.

Abby

We’ve seen his chest 🌽 no need for any imagination there. It flushes dark red when he’s aroused and it’s rather sensitive.

A moderate amount of dark chest hair, thicker in the center of his chest, but he keeps it fully waxed. He tends not to let it grow back in as he’s prone to in-grown hairs. Similarly to his chest, he keeps his pubic hair waxed clean off. When it does grow in, it’s dark and tightly coiled.

15 cm when fully erect, about 8.5 cm when flaccid with a proportional foreskin. His shaft is relatively straight and when erect, points straight out from his body. Slightly thinner at the base than the head. His scrotum is slightly darker than the rest of his skin.

Romance

Softly defined pectorals, no visible abs, with thin chest hair down the center of his chest and around his nipples, all of which he waxes off prior to performances. Nipples are a reddish brown with relatively large areola.

He keeps his pubic hair trimmed short. I think he experimented with waxing but hated how it felt afterwards and really hated the in-grown hairs it caused. It’s naturally a bit thin and tightly curled.

14 cm when fully erect, about 8 cm when flaccid with a relatively longer foreskin. His shaft curves very slightly to the left and when erect, points upwards in a soft curve. Slightly redder than the rest of his skin, which darkens significantly when he’s fully aroused.

Mystery

Softly defined pectorals, softly defined abs, moderate chest hair that extends down his stomach. Abby threatened offered to wax it but they had to be pulled apart by Baby and Jinu this offer was rescinded after Mystery bit him declined. Nipples are light pink with relatively small areola.

He has never done anything to his pubic hair. Full bush, but it doesn’t naturally grow very long.

14 cm when fully erect, about 9 cm when flaccid with a proportional foreskin. His shaft is relatively straight and when erect, points upwards to a slight right. Relatively the same tone as the rest of his skin, turning slightly pink when fully aroused.

Baby

Well defined pectorals, softly defined abs, with sparse, thin chest hair that he doesn’t bother removing prior to performances. Nipples are a darker tan with relatively proportional areola.

He keeps his pubic hair trimmed slightly, just to keep it from getting unruly. I think he sometimes gets bored and decides to wax it fully just for the variety before letting it grow back in.

14.5 cm when fully erect, 6 cm when flaccid with a proportional foreskin. His shaft curves to the left and when erect, points noticeably left. Slightly more tan than the rest of skin with a much darker scrotum.

[ladyshivs]

Chapter 1 is done and chapter 2 is about a third of the way there. I’m trying to actually get a little bit ahead of a posting schedule for this one instead of updating as I finish them.

I also actually made an outline, which I’ve never fully sat down and done.

Trying new tricks to see if they’ll help after I haven’t written anything worth reading in two years 💀

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[teathattast]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

Let’s goooooooo

[keroa]

[lucenorthstar]

"why don't you use chatGPT to find out that instead of googling it yourself?"

because I glance at the AI overview of shit I'm searching before scrolling down and it's always wrong.

ALWAYS.

to sometimes hilarious degrees.

I don't think chatGPT can be better than my fine tuned googling skills that earned me the title of God Emperor of Search Engines by my friends because I can find fucking anything including the most obscure shit you can think of if you give me enough time.

also, googling things is fun. it's enjoyable.

it's riddle solving but with a maze of reddit posts.

I genuinely derive joy from doing that.

[paragondreams]

Still crazy to think that way back in origins they dropped the fact that "yeah all golems were once dwarves and there is a way for them to regain sentience and autonomy" and then never elaborated on that again.

[jean-dieu]

"and then never elaborated on that again" the average dragon age experience

[teethwreath]

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

[ayeforscotland]

Nice.

[theplaceinsidetheblizzard]

Y’know an awful lot of Terry Pratchett’s books are concerned with how powerful women are when they get angry and how important anger is as a driving force to defend what is right and to tackle injustice. 

A lot of his most interesting and most deeply moral characters are angry ones. Granny Weatherwax, Sam Vimes, Tiffany Aching. All are to a large extent driven to do good by anger.

And that honestly means a lot to me.

[thebibliosphere]

Terry was an angry man. This is not the same as saying he was a bad man. He held a righteous fury, the kind that comes from looking at the world, and knowing just how much better it could be if only we stopped being bastards. He held a genuine belief that people can and do change the world for the better, not by big things, but by the little. He believed in the kindness of others, and that kindness means more than wishing well and prayers. He knew the difference between being good and doing good, and that you technically couldn’t be the first without the latter.

He was angry at the world because he loved it, and he wanted us to feel the same, to not feel helpless, to know that something can be done, to know that anger is not just the tool of abusers and tyrants but the chisel by which The People might chip away at oppression and fear and bring it crumbling down. He gave us the drive needed to believe in hope. because he wanted to make the world better with words and not violence.

I hope he knows that he did.

[eudaimonia83]

🥹🥹🥹 Terry is loved, and missed, and through his stories is still making the world a better place. Strong work, sir. ❤️

[lightofraye]

Sir Terry Pratchett understood the pen is a sword in its own right.

[the-haiku-bot]

Sir Terry Pratchett

understood the pen is a

sword in its own right.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[muppidupp]

NEVER GIVE UP

[sorrynopiforyou]

sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.

it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)

i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones

if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.

[sorrynopiforyou]

if you're in the uk like i am there IS a petition to sign on the official gov petitions website asking to consider repealing this law. it currently has almost 8k signatures and needs 10k in order for the government to even acknowledge it (and 100k for them to debate it)

idk if i can post it here but please... go sign it! and go write to your local mp if possible. they need to realize how dangerous this law is going to be for uk citizens online. it doesn't protect children, it's just privacy invading AND a huge security risk to boot

[sorrynopiforyou]

and if you are NOT in the uk, spread the word around! especially let any uk moots you know about it

[diamantefangs]

[catnippackets]

I remember the first time I learned what seasonal affective disorder was it was framed as “when you experience depression only in the cold fall-winter months” and I was like “that is ridiculous to me, those are the only months I feel happy in and every day that is warm and sunny makes me completely listless and miserable to the point where I just want to fast forward my life so I don’t have to experience a single drop of this weather because too many days of sun and heat in a row will literally put me on the verge of tears from how much I hate it with every fiber of my being” and then years later found out that S.A.D. can happen with any season and not just winter and I was like well that explains a lot lol

[lonely-thursday]

I can’t believe Sam said people shouldn’t go on Dropout’s social media until they’ve watched the episode, I 1000% think people should go on the social media with absolutely no context

[crystallizedtwilight]

whoops

[knottahooker]

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY