Shizukas Obesessions

Hello lovelys. Thanks for visiting my blog, I hope you have fun. Usually my current obsessions are visible in my posts, but my all time favourites are NBC's Hannibal, Doctor Who and Podcasts of all kind.

[aceofpans]

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I think it's so funny in romantasy books when the boy is like the fae king's bastard half-vampire son and he commands the power of the four elements and he's forced to walk the world forever slaying demons because he's cursed to never fall in true love unless he vanquishes all evil and then his name is like. Gavin. Riley. Blake. just really Some Guy name. Emmett, even.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

this is my magic boyfriend he's a werepanther who's secretly the true heir to the throne of Atlantis and his skills include swords and prophecies. he knew he was destined to fall in love with me because he's been haunted by visions of my face in his dreams for years. his name is Brody.

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive

[jjoneechan]

📻📺 Radiostatic Kisses…

how does one kiss a T.V.?

I’m obsessed with them

someone on twt made me wonder how does Vox’s mouth work? How does he kiss?? Does he have lips that can be felt? Or is it just his tongue? HOW? HOW DOES HE EAT? ANYWAYS I love drawing kisses so it was a fun challenge to draw a box kiss lol

Shout out to CraxkersXX, vcheriee, shunyhuny for gill fingering 🙂‍↕️ (cw: NSFW/suggestive)

[muchmorethanmoney]

Can’t get over how obvious it is that Alastor has a strong favoritism for Vox

He kills overlords without rhyme or reason, but he leaves alive the one who is actually a thorn in his side. Vox does a whole shibari musical number on him and Alastor calls him a creep… for putting his hands on people’s shoulders. He doesn’t remember the name nor the face of a guy he supposedly fought twenty times, but he remembers Vox’s compliments from 70-ish years ago word for word. He wipes his hands after touching other people but he grabs Vox and even pulls him close. He can’t stand physical touch but he, the big bad Radio Demon, used to bear it for him when they were friends. He claims Vox is the one who needs him, the only one who was impacted by their falling out, then he creates a whole plan that verges on him knowing Vox down to his mannerisms. He calls Vox obsessed, but he poses for Voxtech cameras, finds any occasion to piss off Vox. He calls Vox every name in the book, but he puts no real conditions on his deal with him, because apparently he still trusts him to not take things too far even after 70 years of fighting.

Like don’t get me wrong, Vox is a creep! But he’s definitely Alastor’s favorite creep. I think that the only one who really saw this was Valentino.

And the funniest part is that Vox could see it too so easily if only he wasn’t so self absorbed and stuck in his own pain

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[killerkyw]

(uhm, suggestive??? not actual nsfw???? eh????????????) this is kind of a part 2 to this comic <3

radio demon tickle monster

(hmm yes hes so used to saying empty threats to alastor from when they were enemies that he still does it HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHGRKHAP OLD HABITS!!!)

i got an ask about whether or not vox is ticklish in my art (perma body swap??? my usual established relationship radiostatic?? idk but i went for the latter and only realized later irs prob the former) and ended up getting so inspired i made this WHOLE small comic about it, but instead of replying to the ask directly with it im now too embarrassed to reply with this whole elaborate comic if it turns out it's about the perma body swap AU, I'M TOO PATHETIC OKAY HAHDPANRLWVRLEHEPGPRHUFQO i am 2 seconds old and my brain is the size of a grain of rice :3

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[nightmare-from-heaven]

Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

[rubyvroom]

Actually defragging your computer and watching those squares reorganize themselves would actually be a great example of a way to do this, no?

[imathers]

#I spent a not-inconsiderable time doing this back in the day#so this is a good metaphor for me

[kosmogrl]

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[ashlikesnow2]

If Vox and Alastor were actually business partners

[ashlikesnow2]

You all probably already know this, but honestly, I might be more obsessed with Vox’s headless corpse than Alastor is 😇

The comic below includes NSFW dialogue— if that’s a problem, I’ll remove it!

[helsex]

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone

[the-seelie-court-official]

bout to hit my bitch coworker with the 'do you treat everyone like this or only your gay coworkers?' because i know she'll bluescreen about it. and im gonna make sure to do it when no one else is around just like she does to me with her snide bitch-ass comments. i've literally never pulled the gay card before, but i talk about my wife often enough that everyone knows. I've also got a reputation for being very level-headed, straight-forward, and conflict-adverse. No One Will Believe Her.

[the-seelie-court-official]

my plans are measured in centuries, you amateur cunt

[the-seelie-court-official]

people are asking for updates. what the hell. anyway instead of saying it directly to the coworker i went to a respected colleague who has worked at this establishment for decades and asked her if she thought bitch coworker's behavior was targeted because i'm confused and wonder if she's Just Like That With Everyone and respected colleague is now ready to go mama bear mode, as i am the same age as respected coworker's daughter.

it might seem harsh but. she shouldn't have been mean to me three times

[the-seelie-court-official]

UPDATE

All three of the mean girls bullying me at work got fired. don't fuck with me.

[post-it-free]

"my plans are measured in centuries, you amateur cunt" what a line

[kazuwannadraw]

red

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