The Gay™ Is Here

I'M GONE AS FUCK Y'ALLLLLLLLLLL (Keeping account because of them sweet mems and stuff, ya feel???)

[shocksurprise]

Hi. Wowza. Been a while. Here’s my official hiatus notice and life update.

So, shit has changed, yadadada, been about a year+ since I’ve said jack shit. I won’t ever be posting after this. Sorry y’all.

Got a new boyfriend. Old boyfriend did a bunch of drugs. I did a bunch of drugs. Smoked weed and dabs, did shrooms, did LSD, did some coke at one point, did DXM, did some muscle relaxers, drank a few times, and did some misc pills. Honestly, was a pretty good time, got very bored very quick tho.

Oh, and developed a fucking nicotine addiction, lmao.

New boyfriend, Nyk, is great. Massive nerd, straight edge. I still smoke weed with his brothers girlfriend tho every once in a while. I play DND now, Nyk DM’s. Day i got with Nyk he got a new puppy, he’s an American Indian Dog, his name is Croí (pronounced Cree, not Croy like the drink, i still think that shit tastes like TV static yo). Go read more about the breed here http://www.indiandogs.com/

Getting a new job here soon, no longer going to be in the dog industry. Moving to a warehouse type job. Very excited atm about it.

I got a dog myself, her name is Mia, shes a Lab Dalmatian mix (???). Cute as fuck, pissed me off alot. But is now a pretty well rounded pup who’ve I’ve had for a year. Very well trained, Nyk is a dog trainer and has helped immensely. She is off leash trained and will heal with me without a leash and every time it makes me very happy because of how far we’ve come.

I use Reddit way more than i should, lmao. User name is same as here if you happen to use it. Insta is okay.rad, you can access me pretty well there. Snapchat has my deadname in it, but very well may still be somewhere in my theme somewhere. Couldn’t tell you where tho man.

Anyway, life’s pretty dope. I’m 18 now, birthday was in June, haven’t really felt the difference of being a proper adult yet i guess. Haven’t really thought about it i suppose. 

Anywho y’all, it’s been dope, this will be my last post permanently. It was a wonderful time while i was here, but shits changed yadadada. I will NOT be deleting this account by any means, it has alot of history and shit and i never want to lose the emense amount of logging of my life i put into it.

I hope everyone is doing well!!!

NSFW SHITTTTTTTTTT~~~

Sex life is great. B) Just how I like it tbh which i won’t go into detail.

[shocksurprise]

So, a lot has happened, here’s a small update post. (There is some NSFW, but it is labeled at the bottom.)

I’m not real sure when my last update was, so I’ll just kinda list shit???

Got a boyfriend.

Got a job at Kennelwood.

That job is amazing. I’m out to everyone as queer. A lot of my co workers are queer. One of them I’m still kinda convinced theyre trans, but I at this point have no evidence and am past the point of asking for pro nouns. They asked me if I was going to pride and I said yes and it seems like they are as well.

More people call me Jay than my deadish name. My name on everything at work is Jay, including the schedule. (I say ish because I’m not really stern on correcting people.)

A dog from work went to the shelter after the owners stopped paying. I went there next to everyday since he got there on the 15th of May. He’s being put down due to unforeseen aggression after it started to get better.

My car’s transmission is getting replaced rn by my dad. The exhaust system is also being replaced.

I’m going to a MUSE concert tonight.

I’m still mentally a mess, but we all knew that.

Should be graduating in December which is good.

Took the ACT, got a 28. I had 6 hours flat to pace myself because of accommodations tho, so that helped a lot.

I’ve made friends with people at work. I’ve got peoples contact information!! I’m friends with some of them on Facebook and Snapchat!! I’ve gotten a lot more comfortable with combining my personal and work life. I’ve gotten rid of the rule in my head of never doing that.

My mum has been sober since February 10th, 2017 or over 4 months now.

My 17th birthday is in 2 days. I’ve got a hotel room tonight and tomorrow and tomorrow Josh and I get it to ourselves.

My dad is here now.

It’s fucking hot out.

NSFW SEXUAL STUFF

I have a lot of sex. Like a lot of sex. 

I’ve gotten really good at blow jobs.

I’m way kinkier than what i thought.

NSFW DRUG STUFF

Did dabs. Suffered for a while cause i overdid it. Would do it again though.

I smoke a lot of weed. A LOT. OF. WEED.

[metamemory]

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[cryptidz]

i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project

[dont delete my caption]

[rupertgayes]

why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

[lepetitprlnce]

ok so i’m kinda curious about something, reblog this and add what the weirdest thing in your room right now is in the tags

[dollygale]

i was looking through the tags on this post and some of them are funny

but most of them are REALLY WEIRD

WHAT HTE FUCK

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT

I DON”T EVEN WANT TO KN O W 

MOTHER FUCK OF A SH TI 

[stability]

[kappasquirrel]

Is this… grand theft alto?

[nichtigkind]

concept: i slowly fade out of existence. nobody misses me and it’s ok. the people i love are so happy and nothing is hard. i’m content

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[babyanimalpic]

[captainlitebrite]

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

[xelbleedsglitter]

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

[tinsnip]

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[r0llingst0ners]

hold my hand randomly, all the time. pull me close. hold me from behind. kiss me constantly. get jealous when someone stares. be clingy on me. take pictures of me when I don’t notice. show me you care. show everyone you care. just care.

[borderlimes]

tfw you’re drowning in ur mental illnesses so much so that washing your face and brushing your teeth and clipping your nails are big personal victories because you’ve lost all motivation to do even the most basic tasks and simple personal hygiene takes tremendous effort

[adainesjacket]

hey have i ever told y’all about my cursed apartment building

cursed how, you say???? well, here’s the thing: no-one can fuckin see it. let me explain further

i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows. it has a driveway with two columns on either side - not a thing you usually see in this area. it is opposite a bus stop and several corner shops. it is on a main, busy road. most significantly, it is attached to a church. a well-known church with a big pink sign on the front.

all things that would make it easy to spot, right???? like if i gave that list of distinguishing features to someone along with my address then they’d be able to find my flat easily, right??? well APPARENTLY NOT

we have never once had a delivery to our flat (outside of the usual postal service) where we haven’t been called by a lost courier 

usually, they are about thirty seconds away. “i’m by the church and i don’t know where to go from here,” they say. so we tell them, “it’s the building right next to the church!! the one you’re outside. that church. it’s the next building along. it’s opposite a bus stop and it has a driveway with two big columns.” 

without fail, they call back 5-10 minutes later, still lost.

i have answered calls from both lost delivery people and friends where i’ve been able to see them standing in front of the driveway, from my window

a friend of mine once drove past my building three times, while on the phone to me, getting increasingly panicked that she couldn’t figure out where she was going. she parked in a nearby road and i had to walk to her car and guide her to the driveway

however, my flatmate and i found this place when we were flat-hunting first time, no trouble, and we don’t know what that means other than i guess this place chose us and the rent is so cheap because the estate agents were so relieved to find the first people in a thousand years who could actually see this fuckin building

today a food delivery person called me to say he was outside the church, was told to go to the next building along, (a 20 second journey on foot) and arrived at my door 20 minutes later, saying, “sorry, i went to the back of this building by mistake. weird right???”

this building doesn’t have a back

it backs onto the rest of the church it doesn’t have a back where did he go