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Financial Adviser -  Pansexual - 25 - INFP

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[tainbocuailnge]

[farflypants]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rubykgrant]

You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

[commodorecliche]

you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??

[quadradaz]

OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

Do you ever see something that fills you with so much joy that if you don’t share it with people you’re going to explode? Yeah that’s this

🌺 Cheyenne

[runcibility]

I really super appreciate that the music wasn’t dubbed over, but live audio was included because I cannot overemphasize HOW MUCH the flailing noises add to this

[cipheramnesia]

I don’t know who this person is or where they are but I adore them and their absolute commitment to being the very best of whatever the fuck this is that they are.

[duncebento]

[artisticlesbian]

[orcboxer]

(via @arianwells )

[explosionshark]

Tbh if you're a teenager who is marginalized and feels rejected by society the coolest thing you can do for yourself is get really into metal bc it's a subculture that's proud of being outside of the mainstream, it's got a HUGE breadth of diversity in style, the uniform is black t-shirts with gross designs which look good on everyone AND the experience of going to your first show (or just sitting in your room w the music up loud) and headbanging til your neck is sore is SO life affirming

[explosionshark]

[catgirlforeskin]

[frankiedotbiz]

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Medusa and her gargoyle gf

[bogleech]

Everyone’s assuming her petrifying gaze would have NO effect here and that’s clearly wrong. It would be a healing stat buff actually. She can regenerate and strengthen her girlfriend by looking at her.

[normal-horoscopes]

Just like girlfriends in real life

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Just like girlfriends in real life.

[retroactivelover]

Benadryl madness masterpost

[r0zeclawz]

anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*

[sometimesboffosometimesnot]

Good take as always

[blackberryjambaby]

can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids' poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again

[blackberryjambaby]

ok i found it! it's called the average fourth grader is a better poet than you (and me too)

here are three of my favourite excerpts

[sweatermuppet]

Is someone considered a bad person/homophobic if they're against homosexuality but treat homosexuals the same way as everyone else

if you're politely against homosexuality you should be boiled alive in searing oil

[clannfearrunt]

Happy anniversary to the rumor coming out about does Bruno Mars is gay

[funny-tik-toks]

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

i love this old man and his cat (ID in alt)

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

5th grade you was correct about everything actually

[artful-insincerity]

heard the queen was problematic so now the anthem is God Save Miku

[yandere-angela]

heard god was problematic so now the anthem is Miku Save Miku

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.