it ain't ogre til it's ogre

only the most quality shrek posts in the history of tumblr. submissions are open

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apparently no one beat me to this what the fuck-

hello and welcome to shrek heritage posts, where you will only find the most iconic posts about the most iconic franchise, the scu (shrek cinematic universe). i’m the type of person who believes internet humour peaked with the great shrek meme boom of 2016, so i’m probably the perfect person to run this blog.

submit your posts through an ask (can be a link or you can just describe the post) and i’ll determine whether they’re worthy of being inducted into the hall of fame. there’s no note count or age requirements but try and use your brain to think whether it’s well-known enough lol

currently searching for: this fabled post and quoting shrek at a job interview

(and yes, before anyone asks, puss in boots posts are allowed!!)

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🌸Happy Lesbian Visibility Day!🌸

Here's a present:

I see you all 👁️‿👁️

More of my Shrek fanart here

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[thebootydiaries]

Get Started

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[dirtyshrekthings]

we’ve all been there

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[disneyismyescape]

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

[kurtofskyforlife]

Shrek came out in 2001

[redrainyumbrella]

Good for him.

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happy 10 year anniversary to this post

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Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold, the Fairy Godmother says, you have to fix this, your kingdom can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule, to be loved, when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

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[muzzledmikey]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

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love wins

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[adambuffett]

donkey says “really really” to shrek when reassuring him that he likes him, shrek later says “really really” to donkey when reassuring him that he’ll help him cross the bridge to fiona’s castle, and then shrek says “really really” to fiona when he tells her he loves her

in conclusion, donkey taught shrek to love and be loved

thanks for coming to my ted talk

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

Smash or pass Fiona from shrek

pass out of respect for shrek

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“I chummed the water and now there are sharks circling”

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[whencartoonsruletheworld]

this is blatantly untrue. just look at that screenshot, they cite the musical for fiona being seven when put in the tower. in said musical, shrek was seven at the same time and we know this bc they pass by each other during a stage transition. know ur shrek lore

[lovedroughtly]

they wanna be shrek and fiona so bad 

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Well, I’m never going to unsee this so I might as well inflict it on as many other people as I can.

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[arandomobject]

“I want a plus-sized princess!”

“I want a princess who can’t sing!”

“I want a princess who can fight!”

“I want a non-traditional princess!”

In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

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[aestrology]

the signs as shrek characters

aries - lord farquaad taurus - gingy gemini - prince charming cancer - donkey leo - fiona virgo - dragon libra - pinocchio scorpio - fairy god mother sagittarius - shrek capricorn - big bad wolf aquarius - puss in boots pisces - doris (the ugly stepsister)

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