Honestly, I'm Dead Inside

"One mans trash is another mans cat" -SNL

[illmaticraj]

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

[paninimami]

Throwback lol

[telvi1]

I feel old lol

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

early 2000s 

[cheese24k]

Playing with a platypus.

> I just realized my mind has still not really come to terms with the existence of the Platypus.

[dicknurse]

IT’S SUCH A CUTE WATER PUPPY

[blueberrymayrose]

 I have seen one when swimming, and I consider myself super lucky because they are shy and only swim in super clean water.

[ever-hungry-aria]

I didn’t know they were so small and they wiggle their legs just like puppies!!!

[elasticitymudflap]

i can never face my family again

[inabasket]

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

[yourownpetard]

always reblog

[c-bassmeow]

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

[thatsthat24]

So Rebellious, Out of Control 🛏

[mx-unsmiley]

this is the most accurate portrayal of sleep i have ever seen in my LIFE

[go-french-a-dementor]

@untilthemusicends @sarahnightryder it hurts

[whoweareneverstopschanging-deac]

[watermlonsugars]

[watermlonsugars]

let’s bring this back

[heyyoungbleed]

also your daily reminder that this is the TOP RATED FIC in the ENTIRE STAR WARS TAG with 22699 kudos and 145707 hits 

[shaneholander]

This is fake but the fact that I thought for a split second that it might be real says a lot

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

I saw this tweet and really needed to share it.

[taahko]

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

[carryondontlookhere]

stop calling teenagers millenials

like the youngest millenials are 23 years old

and the oldest are 40 years old

youre thinking of gen z, the gayest, most trans, most racially diverse, most atheist generation of all time and they are gonna fucking change the world.

[zehumanparachute]

Reblog for gen z, the gayest generation.

[cinnaluna]

I had to look it up because I 100% thought I was a millennial and it turns out I’m wrong. although there’s some debate over the years that each age cohort starts(and there’s usually some overlap), seems like ‘94 is generally accepted as the last year millennials were born.

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

I’m so proud of all of you.

[alicentsgf]

the first meme of 2018 is

carrie fisher entering the room wielding a bat that she is absolutely prepared to use

[bob-belcher]

[whitesunlars]

concept: anakin sitting in the council room bouncing baby luke on his knees as he adamantly denies having children or attachments 

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

And denies the Council permission to induct Luke and Leia Skywalker (no relation) into the crèche.

[islndgurl777]

Leia runs up to him yelling, “Daddy! Look at this picture I drew of you and me and Mommy!”

He praises her artwork and tells her they will put it on the fridge at home, then turns to Mace and says, “I have no idea who this child is.”

[whitesunlars]

all the comments on this post are the best out of any I’ve ever gotten but Anakin looking Mace dead in the eye and saying “I had no idea who this child is” might honestly be the best addition of them all

[tomhollendme]

Honestly if Chris Pratt doesnt sing 5000 Candles In The Wind to Sebastian Stan the last day they’re together for Infinity Wars then what was the point

[ruinedchildhood]

Entering 2018 like…

[britneyspears]

Hello, Tumblr peeps! I’m here!! Ask away…  

[jncoes]

i would take a bullet for you britney