[cybercrimer]

[blackwoolncrown]

ppl talk shit about tumblr but it’s delightfully ungovernable and chaotic. That has its downsides but watching companies try and fail to control it is amusing as fuck though it’s making the site garbagier than before.

[mysillycomics]

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[catnippackets]

ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about

[catnippackets]

creepypasta title: red curtains

me: what does that even mean, Im so bored *immediately scrolls past*

creepypasta title: every house on my block got a new antenna last night

me, immediately riveted, needs to know what happened or else I will die: oh my god who put them there what are they doing where did they come from wh

[chrysophile]

anyways here’s my take

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

[visionaryness]

SHAUN

[alsedes]

SHAAAAAAUUUN

[communismcures]

Outfit idea

[cutecreepycryptids]

new cryptid everyone!

[thefoggygolem]

[sylferino]

if my dog could suddenly understand what i said, I would tell him how much I love him, then I would tell him all thr things he does that is very difficult to deal with, and then I would explain the plot of metal gear solid to him

[something-in-the-seas-deactivat]

Instead of getting into Hetalia discourse when the show has been dead for years and besides a terrible joke from Funimation, only focuses on World War 2 for, like, a minute, y’all should be focusing on how terrible Countryhumans is and how it actually glorifies Nazi Germany and is very popular right now.

I’m legitimately worried these very, very young fans will get sucked up into the alt-right machine by adults using this as propaganda.

[jermafireman]

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[runwithskizzers]

lmao an absolute delight

[himejoshikomaeda]

“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

[yootsart]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when u stand w ur hands Like That

rebolg if u agree

[gncfag-moved]

As a trans person there comes a point where u have to radically accept ur situation. Living in an “I wish I was cis” mindset is not only living in denial but is also damaging your self esteem. At some point in a trans lifetime u need to look at yourself and realize “I am trans. I have a female/male/nonbinary body. (Meaning the gender you ARE, not your assigned sex). Cis opinions of me, my body, my presentation, my pronouns, etc, don’t matter.” And u have to accept YOURSELF as trans.

[21ate]

bro time

inspiration courtesy of @kinddreamer311