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Call me Lux: I use he/it pronouns, and I’m an early-twenties transmasc. On the spectrum and a system host.
DNI IF:
- under 18
- TERFs and transphobes; not in the right place buddy
- racists
- pedophile, necrophilliac, zoophile
Not as cute as him
in honor of a subset of the epic the musical fandom deciding that their niche musical is what made the odyssey popular in the modern day i'm going to start a rumor that nolan was actually inspired to make his odyssey by steampunk cabaret band the mechanisms' hit album ulysses dies at dawn
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
bro get outta her cigar, you're gonna give her cancer
I had a dream about this and the only terrifying thing was that I was at confession
mmmmmm red
I came into the kitchen this morning and my beloved had gotten grapes. They were thoughtfully set out on the counter, rinsed and sitting in a colander.
I happily plucked a grape and popped it in my mouth. Then I paused and stared at the grapes, puzzled. I ate another in the name of science and experienced the same effect.
My beloved popped into the kitchen entryway and anxiously asked, “Is everything… okay?”
I instantly knew the phenomena I had experienced had a root cause and that my beloved wife was responsible.
“They taste like… garlic.”
My wife face crumpled and they cried, “I’m so sorry! I had my leftovers above them and they dripped. I’ve washed them three times and I can’t get it off, and now you won’t eat the grapes!”
I bent over laughing, absolutely hysterical. The first grape I ate I had wondered if I had come in contact with garlic from my hands but the second after a wash had been just as garlicky. Now I knew why.
There were actual tears in my eyes as I straightened and assured them, “It’s okay. I’ll still eat the grapes.”
“There’s a weird oily sheen on them I can’t get off,” my beloved complained.
“I noticed that after the first grape,” I admitted.
I proceeded to keep making breakfast and pulled out the goat cheese my beloved had just purchased. The package was oily to touch and reeked of garlic.
I asked if it had also been under the leftovers and my beloved buried their face in their hands.
🎨ankhueoni on x
Stylish sweaters
great
this looks helpful at least
need my Tits wet with lobster butter .com
vibes who posted this
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
The “Thunk” will always kill me.
14/10 doing his best
The lil guy just kinda… stopped working properly for a moment there…
someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....
Thoughts on Kar'niss from Baldurs Gate 3?
ACTUALLY YES, I HAVE 384 PAGES WORTH OF THOUGHTS
HUH?
Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???
I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT
the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you
What the hell
What is going on
just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website
sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’
