CAVE P!NK

I SIMP FOR FICTIONAL MEN multi-fandom hc/fic writer 4/5 Requestz n Thirstz open, I’m just slow as molasses! 💅 Under 18 and no age in bio? UWU Ah Fuck Ah Yooh I Block Ah YewU Head on over to @candybowbeansies please, or be blocked if you interact here! Broken links? PLEASE SEND AN ASK! F O R E V E R 2 1

[shuckinbeanz]

✨S!NFULLY P!NNED✨

THIS BE ME MAKING CAVE P!NK ACCESSABLE FOR MOBILE FANS, MOSTLY COPY + PASTEY CUZ I B LAZY 💅

New pinned image! 😇 me: *passive aggressive keking noises, i dont need to see a random's "vinegar shrug"*

Am I using your artwork and you want it removed? HMU with the post title and I’ll remove the art ASAP.🙏

If you are under the age of 18 and have no age in your bio, head on over to @candybowbeansies to read my SFW posts!!

I can't help but notice that a majority of my blog is unaccessable from the mobile app!

So let's fix that, shall we?~

AGE!

Born August 26/96

Don’t be rood, doods, please refer to this old person as forever 21 😂

PRONOUNS!

They/Them

INTERESTS!

In manga/manhwa/anime? Isekai, shoujo, music, horror. Literally just ab anything except watersports, noncon, incest, yuri and scat 😂 my guilty pleasure is yaoi even tho i can’t write it to save my life

I love zombies, wargames like Enlisted, Heroes and Generals plus Mount and Blade(an oldie but a goodie), paranormal stories/movies/games, and I freaking love ROBOTS and Arnie’s the only rl dude I simp for ngl <3

I love holographic colors and holo in general. (blame the nailpolish channel on yt) 

AND I FREAKING LOVE GAMES!

Ass😉ass😉in’s Creed, They are Billions, 7 Days to Die, Kynseed, Among us, Phasmophobia, the Dungeons series(i love slavedriving my minions and milking heroes of their ✨cash✨), Surviving Mars, Stranded Deep, and My Time At Portia to name only a select few. Aadit’s route needs to be completed!!11! 😭😭😭

Don't be afraid to hmu fellow simps! I don't bite. Much. 💅

Requestz

Open|Slow|Closed

Thirstz

Open|Slow|Closed

Limit

4/5

I’m slow as molasses, so keep an eye or two out for awhile if you send an ask! 💅 If the limit does not update within 12 hrs, it's safe to assume Tumblr ate your ask! I'm still figuring this stuff out. Thankies!~

Smaus will be posted before fics/oneshots/HC requests! They're quicker for me to write.

Meet my new ✨S!NFULLY INDEXED!✨

Please keep in mind I only do this for

✨FUN!✨

So ask with a grain of salt, I may or may not submit our thirst, and the list of things I refuse to write may or may not grow. But still, try me! I’m pretty kinky. 🥴 THANKIES!~

My rules and info:

All Underage characters are aged UP!

No scat!

No (spit/piss)watersports! Willing to try cumplay.

No noncon or dubcon unless the character(s) specified and reader are consenting to yummy RolePlay. 🥴 (Don’t be shy to request Monster!ManxReader, including Incubi[they need Reader consent in dis hous]!)

No drowning, mummification, or full-on public nudity! I'm willing to try semi though~

WE NEED MORE YANDERE x CONSENSUAL!READER PULEASE 🥺👉👈

I don’t write reader skintones(white-POC-other). I will always endeavor to keep this sort of stuff neutral so readers can insert themselves. This blog is safe for everyone over 18, no matter ur ethnicity sweeties! 🥴 Also, to note; this ✨does not✨ expand to certain species!reader or species!character for obvious reasons-as an example, the typical fantasy orc is usually green, after all!

I write mostly gn and fem readers. I will not write male reader as I don't have that part nor do I strictly identify as one. I am not comfortable writing about gender dysphoria as it is a sensitive subject I really don't want to offend anyone on. On this subject, I'd be happy to expand my writing horizons as a writer, so you're welcome to my asks or DMs to give me tips on how to best write about it!

Who I write for!

Jujutsu Kaisen!

SUKUNA RYOMEN

MAHITO

KENTO NANAMI

SATORU GOJO

SUGURO GETO

YUJI ITADORI

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO

YUTA OKKOTSU

TOJI FUSHIGURO

TOGE INUMAKI

AOI TODO

My Hero Academia!

YAGI TOSHINORI

TAKAMI KEIGO

AMAJIKI TAMAKI

AIZAWA SHOUTA

SHIGARAKI TOMURA

BAKUGO KATSUKI

DABI

TODOROKI SHOTO

TODOROKI ENJI

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO

KAMINARI DENKI

TENYA IDA

TOKOYAMI FUMIKAGE

SERO HANTA

CHISAKI KAI

TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU

TOYOMITSU TAISHIRO

SAKAMATA KUUGO

YOARASHI INASA

MIDORIYA IZUKU

TOGATA MIRIO

YAMADA HIZASHI

BUBAIGAWARA JIN

SIR NIGHTEYE

SPINNER

Demon Slayer!

HASHIBA

KAMADO TANJIRO

AGATSUMA ZENITSU

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist!

SYM

DYS

Trigun Stampede!

MILLIONS KNIVES

VASH

WOLFWOOD

Killer Chat!

V / K9

Ronin / goreboy

Love Limit!

EGEN XIAKAFHIZAL

ANDELLE CRENULIUX

NABO DHECINIOUS

Favor!

Z

Don't Eat The Cashier!

Deiran

Viktor

(I will not write for David.)

I AM WILLING TO TRY WRITING OTHER CHARACTERS! ;D

COMMUNITY LABELS!~

I am taking part in Tumblrs new community labels update, and as of the day of this post, I've added labels to my corresponding pieces!

I write violent pieces(canon-violence and yummy yanderes), sexual content, and one or two(maybe more!) of my pieces include the use of or imply drugs and alcohol. If you are fine with these topics, and are the legal age for sexual content, please read this, it shows you how to tick everything! 💞

And please understand I live in a place where people under 18 are considered minors! Please respect this, as my works will forever be up and readable, so please wait until you are 18 to interact with my nsfw stuff in any shape or form! THANKIES!~

Fin

[shuckinbeanz]

Pump

warnings/notes: NSFW, raunchy t-shirts, Viktor's a whore for Being Bullied and Overstimulation, handjob, a dash of begging, service switch but mostly sub!Viktor trying to complete a timed quest and Viktor’s POV with a reward blowjob at the end, and a hot lil snippet too 😋

MINORS 👏 DNI! 👏 AGE 👏 IN 👏 BIO 👏 OR 👏 DNI! 👏 Head on over to @candybowbeansies please for my SFW pieces, or be blocked if you interact here! 😇

You are the vessel of perfect ambrosia.

Your joy when you complete a particularly difficult quest, your excitement watching action scenes. You get so proud of yourself and of him when you're in a teasing mood, actively tormenting him for your amusement. He loved it.

As jokes, you got him custom t-shirts with suggestive text; you had a thing for his pecs, so the first shirt read ’eyes up here’ with printed-on googly eyes and arrows pointing upward. The second, ‘two-seater’, with an arrow pointing to his face and another arrow to his crotch. 

When you found out how big his dick was, you got him another that read ‘choking hazard’ with an arrow pointing downward. Even he found that funny. 

But there was one he got for himself once he realized he had a certain kink, which ultimately bled into a plethora of other kinks. It read;

‘Don't bully me

I'll cum :(‘

Now, he'd basically forgotten about this shirt until it was one of the few options left to wear after letting laundry pile up.

He considers himself lucky his headset broke the last time you and him fucked, because you were driving him nuts.

You have him all but trapped where he sits, with you settled on the floor comfortably between his legs, your hands milking his manhood for all it's worth.

“S’too much…” a pathetic warble escapes him, his twitching, aching cock leaking for mercy, on the verge of his nth orgasm. 

“C’mon, finish that quest, I know you can.” you coo, flicking your wrist deliciously with each stroke along his length.

“I can't.” he huffs, breathless, knuckles pale from grasping the controller too hard, “Yer distractin’-” he hisses through clenched teeth, vision blurry as his gaze lifts from his character running into a wall to a rapidly ticking down timer in the upper corner of the screen. 

“Shit.” he curses, seeing another player character approach his. “Control your character properly, baby.” you chide him as you angle his cock upright and start palming his sensitive tip. “Fuckfuckfuck-” he grunts, unable to control his hips, as a text bubble appears over the other player's head in the game, oblivious to his current predicament.

‘U ok bro?’

No. He wasn't okay. He clenches his eyes shut, jaw dropping as he releases such an obscene moan that'd definitely make any pornstar blush as you proudly milk the nth orgasm from him. 

Fuck, you were delicious.

“You act like a big, strong gamer, but you're just a slut.” you start, saccharine sweet, and he can taste your arousal. The other player is long gone, now, left unanswered.

You start working him up again after guiding him through his release. A shuddering huff escapes him as he pants heavily. Yeah, he's your slut.

“Just a pretty little cumpump.” Your cumpump. He whimpers, struggling to direct his character to the quest giver.

“No thoughts, head empty.” you call him out, fisting his cock. “Can't finish a simple quest.” you bully him, slowing your pace. His cock throbs, missing that yummy friction, oozing pre.

“Seems like you don't want me to suck you off, huh?~” you say, admiring his twitching cock. His reaction to your words is immediate; his knee jerks and a desperate, wanton noise escapes him, his hips stuttering as he cums again.

“P-please, ‘m almost done, sweet pea, please-” he begs, finally reaching the quest giver and going through dialogue in record time with you watching. 

“Good boy.” you praise, and he's fried the moment you go down on him.

Ambrosia. You're addictive. If you want to tease him until he's rock hard and panting, do it. Bully his cock, overstimulate him until he's shooting blanks, or edge him until he's nothing but a desperate puddle of goo. It hurts so damn good, and you feed him so well. 

He's an Incubus; his instincts scream to serve. 

He's an Incubus, he can take it. 

He's your Incubus, so fuck him however you wish.

[theconcealedweapon]

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

[winkingcorvid]

[winkingcorvid]

˗ˏˋ Happy 2nd Anniversary, everybirdie! ´ˎ˗

Wahoo!! It is officially time for Love Limit's 2nd Anniversary celebration!! This was supposed to drop on Wednesday, but I simply couldn't wait! 🎉HAPPY ANIVERSARY!!!!🎉

Thank you everyone for all your love and support over the past 365 days. We've had a blast! Make sure you pop by every day until July 1st for more goodies!

We really couldn't have reached our 2nd anniversary without your support, so thank you all so, so much. All your patience and kind words mean the world to us. Everyone at the birdhouse will continue to do our best to bring you more to smile and laugh about in the future!

xoxo ☆ Nune & Quacksolotl

[winkingcorvid]

GLAZING EIREN IS WHY THIS HEARTS STILL BEATS

hi nune!

another ask but i have been playing so many chatsims(think a date with deathh or killerchat if you don't know them) lately not to be off topic buy how would everyone think of them? i think lynne would know the most andelle would play cuz of her (simp) but i couldn't even imagine the others tho

😂GLAZE AWAY!!

Egen: Won't play one on his own, but would watch Eiren play one when she's casting it from her console/PC to the TV. Would likely remark on the similarities of chatsims to their time communicating through texts, calls, and videos during their year of long distance. Keeps offering to LARP various otoge scenarios until Eiren bonks him on the head cheems style📱

Andelle: Probably checks one or two out after hearing about them from Lynne. Gets the bad end because he would not confess first or return the affection of the characters. They should confess first, and show interest first. Yes, he will die on this hill.⛰️

Nabo: Checks a few out just to stay in the know on what everyone else is on about. Gets the bad end immediately because he would not stop picking, ". . ." or failing to respond.👻

Lynne: An experienced otoge player who will antagonize all love interests just to see what happens. She would likely start a lot of games but not finish them. Backlog? Don't ask about her backlog. It's a sensitive topic. And yes, she picks up more games every Steam sale.💻

[winkingcorvid]

hi nune!

i hope you are doing well. I was wondering how egen is when he is angry? i think this applies for all the others too. He seems as stubborn as a rock and for some reason i feel like he would be always right, that pisses me off even more lmao but with the sole exception of erien ofc

Hiiiii Bsun!

How huh?

How that manifests depends on if you're one of his loved ones or an enemy. Most negative emotions are unknown to him so he finds experiencing them novel. Something along the lines of, "Oooh! So this is [insert negative emotion here]? Feels terrible, haha!"

Egen is stubborn, but doesn't feel the need to always be right. He's had too many humbling experiences from various events commanding his fleet for that. He errs more on the side of issuing a warning first to open dialogue on an issue. If you're his enemy however, it's more like, "Egen will remember that, bide his time, and deal with that at a later date that's most inopportune to you."

Eiren will always be the exception! He's crazy in love so that means special perks!😤

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[willgrahamscock]

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

[willgrahamscock]

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[my-dailydreams]

[depsidase]

[cloudofbutterflies]

Eryka Caldwell is a back trans woman who was murdered by her partner in her apartment last Sunday, and the story is getting a fraction of the attention that the murder of Juniper Blessing did. The police had already been called several times about her partners violence before her murder and did nothing, and she deserves the same outrage and mourning as Juniper got, and every one of our murdered trans siblings deserves. Trans women of color are more likely to be the victims of murder than any other group of queer people, and they need our solidarity, protection and support.

Trans Woman Eryka Caldwell Fatally Stabbed in Bushwick, Brooklyn

Caldwell’s boyfriend, 38-year-old Jonathan Fernandez, has been charged with murder.

[cloudofbutterflies]

Her family has a gofundme, please donate to them if you can so that they can transport her back home for her funeral.

Donate to Bringing Eryka Home for a Loving Farewell, organized by Loretta Worthy

My family is asking for help in the unexpected loss of my cousin, Eryka Caldw… Loretta Worthy needs your support for Bringing Eryka Home for

[evilkaito]

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

[raccoon-piss]

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

[lady-hibiscus]

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

[x]

[niyarest]

[official-boob-posts]

the slut is back !?

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[rosemochi]

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

[winkingcorvid]

Whoa, springtime sure flies by! We're a week and some change away from Love Limit's 2nd Anniversary celebration!

Like last year we'll be celebrating all month long throughout June until the date arrives. Let's meet on June 3rd 12pm PDT! Goodies will be shared daily leading up to the game’s 1st anniversary release date of July 1st. We'd love you to celebrate with us!

How can you participate?

Rate the game! (If you have already xoxo 💖)

Share the game with others! (We can never have enough load-bearing blorbos)

Reblog and comment on our posts and the game page! (Quack collects them)

Create and share Love Limit fanworks! (After all, why shouldn't we exchange dopamine rushes?)

Send in Asks! (Lets all be in on a bit together)