Octopus In Training

This is random af I’m in med school so yk I don’t really have time Also I’m like, ace. And French. And captain obvious. Go with any pronoun idc

[tschlv]

Brushstroke Practice #2

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[adhdxxsdiary]

[axolotlandalite]

[punchspeedchunk]

this is because the writers are usually representing their take on Autism, but are not Autistic themselves. Or they have been directed to present the character in a way that 'reads' as Autistic to Neurotypicals. So you don't see all the actual logic or motivations or feelings. You just see what Neurotypicals are interpreting from the outside.

[prinnay]

🌈 ramen noodles

[prinnay]

process pics :)

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[mesmes99]

Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[twentythousandvolts]

hey guys. just so everyone knows the person this was about was the first note on this post and we're just normal friends now. and im not scared anymore.

[gostaks]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

[retroactivebakeries]

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“everyone is mad at me and they just won’t tell me” —> “no one has said anything about being mad at me and i haven’t done anything to warrant being mad at so if someone is silently fuming about me and not saying anything that’s their problem and actually quite weird of them and i can effortlessly move on with my life”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this took SUCH a huge deal of unlearning because, like so many of you, i came out of a home where being quietly in trouble WAS the default state, and i DID grow up not just with the assumption but borderline religious conviction that Everyone Is Mad At Me, I Am Bad, I Must Exist In A Constant State of Attempting to Pacify The Natural Rage I Inspire In Everyone. and no it actually turns out that my family are the freaks . and yours are too

[depsidase]

[slayyyter]

Thats not a bear that's a beefcake and that's not a twink that's a jock........you people are so terrible at being gay ugh

[shittalkingclassicliterature]

[intactics]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[tiktoks-for-my-besties]

[mostlyghostly66]

Baba is fridge magnet

[sneepsnorp3d]

major traffic incident

[kira-serialfaggot]

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

[the-lumpfish-queen]

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so"

[ceruleanmindpalace]

Yay, first Sherlock art since Inktober last year - finally.

Being not able to move or work much (and having a sick note) gave me time to do some art. It was hard to focus and this took ages because I feel I am a bit out of practise after four months.

I am flattered if you reblog, but do NOT post my art on other sites/social media or use in any other way without my written permission.

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[everythingfox]

Discussing baby’s future

[melodiusfaux]

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

[pb-dot]

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.