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[madbalalaika]

Today I bring you Eruri. Tomorrow? Who knows...

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[i-am-a-fish]

me: I sure love music *pops in my earbuds*

my brain .00001 seconds later: heeheehoohoo.. i think someone..... someone is trying to get your ATTENTION!!!!!! YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM THOUGH OH GOD YOU'D BETTER TAKE OFF THE EARBUDS DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT N

[shutup-j]

Technoblade would 100% watch you while you slept. Not in a creepy way, though.

[shutup-j]

I wish to be comforted by a 6 foot three pig man in a cape and a small crown.

[shutup-j]

If you don’t think technoblade would sit in a rocking chair by a fireplace, small glasses on his nose, and read you greek myths to calm you... then you’re just wrong. I don’t make the rules.

[shutup-j]

I wish to be comforted by a 6 foot 3 pig man in a cape and a small crown.

[tridentgum-deactivated20201114]

someone start new pjo discourse say something crazy even if u dont mean it

[deepestempathllamalawyer]

bianca deserved it

[shutup-j]

to the lady in the Honda Civic hitting her juul and drinking coffee who almost ran me over today; I hope you know I saw the pure fear in your eyes as you drove past

[shutup-j]

someone please tell me if yung gravy is problematic before I get too attached to him

[shutup-j]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[shutup-j]

Anyone else get that sinking feeling? Where you realize nothing is going well enough for you? You don’t have very many friends, no one is interested in you, you’re bored and burnt out, everything you try to do comes out not as good as you’d hoped? Because same.

[rrrainbo]

Obi-Wan: h- Bo-Katan:

[thepjopage]

[Percy’s first day as a bartender]

Customer: I’ll have a dry martini.

Percy, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don’t know how to tell you this…

[shutup-j]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would die for nico di angelo 

[lavenderyellow]

Me watching Clone Wars like

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[breyito]

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

[bmarvels]

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

[lime-on-my-side]

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

[miqojak]

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

[murderonthedullexpress]

characters in fight scene: *tussle then break apart and warily watch each other while breathing hard*

me:

[whitewitchdown]

Me: *scrolls and sees a Rape/Non-Con tagged fanfic.*

[deimagines]

I swear to God. If Netflix mess this beautiful art like Nickelodeon did with the movie. Imma Agni Kai their asses.

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