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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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@shutupshirley
She regrets nothing.
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Two kelp forest illustration, top 1 from 2020 and bottom one from a few weeks ago. Which one is your favorite?
pink and black sea bunny
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@soufre-de-paris sent me this article about how the English language is changing so vocabulary to describe nature is vanishing, and it's equal parts delightful and despair-inducing.
I especially want to draw attention to this part
This fits right in with my and others' observations that nature is disappearing from kids' childhoods.
And it is more serious than a symptom.
To give something a name is to make it a little house in your brain. Then when you encounter that thing in life, that thing comes to nest in its little house, and becomes a memory that can be connected to a thousand others.
If a thing has no name, it sifts and slides through the neurons until it comes to rest in some obscure place where you might never recall it again. Remember how cold and lonely it is to experience something without knowing the name for it.
A person without enough words for nature cannot ask questions about it. A person that can't ask questions can't learn, and a person that can't learn can't know, and a person that can't know...can't care.
Having a vivid natural vocabulary helps us orient our experiences in relationship to nature. Nature is the original to which everything is compared. It reminds us that we are connected to the natural world, and it makes us conscious when those essential natural things are missing.
Robin Wall Kimmerer talks about this too- how she sought to learn the language that was stolen away from her parents and grandparents, because Indigenous languages have so many words for natural phenomena that are absent in English, and as a scientist she found herself reaching and craving for these words, as a way to understand the world.
What if we started intentionally using words for the natural world that were being forgotten?...maybe even made some up?
Hmm. I'm going to make a list of things that I think need to have words for them. That will be a good place to start.
Lifelong Swamp Friends.Â
Today's crab is: little soldier
Is it real
it is, in fact, a real crab. here's some more images of it ^^
how could you not post THIS image of them? Itâs the most important of all
you're so right?? how dare I đ¤
When I was little my momâs meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didnât like anyone elseâs, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so hereâs the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if youâre feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if itâs just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
hereâs a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!
(6 servings)
-2lbs red potatoes
-1 cup butter (2 sticks)
-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)
-Chives (optional)
-Salt & Pepper to taste
1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U donât even have to chop them just wash them
2. boil til soft!
3. Drain
4. Mash (usually theyâre small enough you can use a fork if u donât have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix
5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing
I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf
So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking!Â
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing
there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD
Kuhli of the tank, what is your wisdom?
A few preemptive words about Episode 408, âRemembrancesââŚ
In a couple hours the eighth chapter of Korra Book 4 will be released online, and I suppose, if you are none the wiser, a few minutes into it you will feel duped and yell at your screen, âHey! This is a crummy clips episode!â And that is (almost) exactly what it isââexcept we all worked really hard to make sure at the very least it isnât crummy. Iâm here to explain why we ended up having to do one. Sometime around a year and a half ago we were similarly duped on a large scale. We got the news from the higher-ups that our Book 4 budget was getting slashed, almost to the tune of an entire episodeâs budget. We had two options: 1) let go a significant number of crew members several weeks early, or 2) make a clips episode. We never considered the first option. We werenât going to do that to our crew, and even if we were callous enough to do so, we never would have been able to finish the season without them. But having grown up on TV in the â80s and â90s, we all dread clips episodes, where characters sit around saying, âRemember that time whenâŚâ and leftover footage is reheated for no oneâs enjoyment. Anyone who suffered through TNGâs âShades of Grayâ knows what Iâm talking about.
Anime fans know this is a common occurrence in Japanese series as well. In fact, as Mike hung his head in disappointment at our fate, I remembered how one of my favorite anime series, Samurai Champloo, made what I thought was a really awesome and clever clips episode. They mixed about 5 minutes of new footage in with the old, and set up a context where the characters would be reflecting on past events while narrating over them, offering new insights or at least providing some humor. I pitched this angle to Mike and he agreed this was the best way to turn this big old lemon into some lemonade.
Back on Avatar, we had something that functioned as a sort of clips episode, though it was all new animation and really hard to make, Episode 317, âThe Ember Island Players.â Our heroes went to a play where they saw themselves and their tales performed by actors on stage. It was simultaneously a reckoning for the characters before they headed into the denouement, and a lighthearted romp where we got to poke fun at our own show before things got really serious in the remaining episodes. Korraâs âRemembrancesâ ended up serving the same function, albeit with old footage instead of a newly animated play. There is about 5 minutes of new footage, wonderfully animated by Studio Mir, and a bunch of funny and touching narration from the characters. There are also some fun chibi heads and other treats in there to spice up the old footage.
What started out as a reluctant chore ended up being a really fun episode to make, and in the end I truly love it. Mike did an awesome job directing it and storyboarding all the chibi hilarity, as well as overseeing the wonderful script by Josh Hamilton, Katie Mattila, and Tim Hedrick. Joaquim Dos Santos, Ryu Ki Hyun, and Lauren Montgomery drew fantastic storyboards for the new footage (particularly Laurenâs insane Varrick posing). Lots of other folks worked their tails off on this one, namely Amaris Calvin, our animatics editor; Christie Tseng, our character designer who drew and colored all of the final chibi art; Matt Gadbois, our After Effects editor; and Chris Hink, our final picture editor. Last but not least, Aran Tanchum and Vinny Guisetti on foley, Benjamin Wynn on sound design, and a stellar new score with all your favorite hits by Jeremy Zuckerman. And plenty of other fine folks Iâm forgetting!
So now you know what it is and why it happened. I hope you do end up enjoying it after all, especially as a last lighthearted, nostalgic romp before POOP. GETS. REAL. And then the series is done.
Love, Bryan
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Oh my god I am in love with the fishboysâ family portrait
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if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild
brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. itâll jiggle.
me: no??? thatâs mean???
brain: polar bear, then
me: no
brain: the lions just got fed raw meat
me: yes?
brain: steal it and eat it in front of them
me: âŚ
rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received
I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain.Â
sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering
@harinezumiko
This 100% was me at the zoo. Donât touch Melon, heâs mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it? Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he wonât get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine. Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM. The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they donât have antlers. The male deer is locked up while weâre putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it. The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes theyâve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that donât give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.) The rehabilitated bear that still sits like sheâs on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets. Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Macâs enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though sheâs a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite. The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man. All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They donât know you and they are very distressed that youâre taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.
this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you
as biologist, can confirm
brain:Â that frog is very small me:Â well spotted, brain brain:Â put smol frog in mouth me:Â no!
brain: that lynxâŚlooks so fluffy⌠me: it does brain: we should pet it. me: itâs awake and angry so no.
brain:Â baaaaby bunny. me: yup. brain: baby bunny goes in pocket me: nooo it doesnât.
reblogging for my zookeeper friends
@ronracer
Listen⌠Every day I half to tell myself donât spook the giraffe they will fall and hurt themselves..
Also me: but it will be funny.