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I USE THEY/XE PRONOUNS! DON'T REQUEST NSFW! I write a few fics here n there. Mainly Homestuck and epithet erased. Dni: racists, terfs, homophobes, transphobes, white supremacists, nazis, Andrew Hussie apologists, MAPs/pedophiles, transmed/truscum, ableists, and proshippers. 

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Requests are now open!

I’ll be taking x reader requests for headcanons and imagines and stuff, so feel free to ask away! Idk how Tumblr works yet, so sorry if I messed stuff up a bit. These are the fandoms I’ll be doing:

Homestuck (I’m only a few chapters in so it won’t be too accurate, sorry)

hxh

hazbin hotel/helluva boss

haikyuu

Epithet Erased

Soul Eater

The Owl House

I won’t be writing:

yandere

NSFW

incest

proship

minor x adult

kismeisis relationships

I will be writing:

found family

platonic 

romantic

angst

and more!

Rules:

- Be specific! I can’t do a fic correctly if I don’t know how I should make it!

- Realize that it’ll take a long time. I can’t think of ideas on the fly, and when I do the quality reduces significantly. 

- Remember, all of my things are going to be gender-neutral. I am nonbinary and I always have trouble seeing things that I would like to read, but it has feminine or masculine pronouns used. However, gender specific pronouns can be implemented if requested.

- I’LL ONLY BE WRITING X READERS! I don’t know how to write a canon character x canon character fic without totally messing it up, so take that as you will.

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You know how during metamorphosis, inside the chrysalis, the caterpillar turns into soup? It melts into this disgusting muddled goo slushie. Everyone is a mess when they're growing up. Some people are just better at hiding it than others. It's okay to be a flaming dumpster fire. It's okay if you're not what your parents wanted you to be. It's okay to change your mind. If you want to be a butterfly, you have to be butterfly soup first. If you think about it like that, we're all doing pretty good right now. We just don't know it yet. Just keep going. Keep trying and eventually you'll find people who like you for the weird fuck-up that you are. You deserve to be happy. So don't give up. I won't give up if you don't give up.

-Brianna Lei, Butterfly Soup

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: midlife crisis? i would have a crisis too if my life was mid

[emil1863]

my favorite losers.

[hatterene-estrogen]

WOKE BigTop burger be like

THEY/THEM PENNY: Oh no it’s Chaser-e!

TGIRL BILLIE: Oh sh— wait why did you say it like that

CHASER-E: *turning to look at Billie* Can I ask you something personal

[drawer-ghost-deactivated2025020]

Ramsey being a freelance artist and a criminal is hilarious. Imagine that your favorite artist goes in a sudden hiatus and comes back after years or something and goes "Hello I am back sorry I had issues" and said issues were jail time and being hunted down for sport.

[mikodrawnnarratives]

Lorelai should go through her redemption arc so that we can see her as a minion and therefore be become besties with the other minions, refill her social battery and figure out how to socialize again with em, SO she can then become the Dungeon Master she's destined to be in the friendgroup's DND sessions every month

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Happy birthday Luffy, we all love you so much

Consider checking out my shop!!

[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

Megan Thee Stallion threw the first brick (and a whole house along with it) and then Kendrick Lamar pulled up with an automatic AK-47

that dumbass is squashed and full of holes

[idyllicbby]

REMEMBER MEGAN THREW THE FIRST BRICK

[nyxchipz]

Hello bigtop burger community

[tickfleato]

bigtop burger beach episode

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]

[dambiex]

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[the-sapphic-raven]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GAMZEE: I sMoKe WeEd AnD mY dIcK fAlL oFf

TAVROS: i SMOKE WEED AND MY DICK FALL OFF,

TAVROS: hIT THE DAB AND i START TO COUGH,

TAVROS: bOTH A BLESSING OR A CURSE TO ME,

TAVROS: mARIJUANA BOTTOM SURGERY,

GAMZEE: :o0 ... TaVbRo YoU mOtHeRfUcKiNg LyRiCaL gEnIuS...

[violottie]

but yeah. "what about the hostages" right? uh-huh.

from Sarahofmagdalene, 11/Mar/2024:

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ur in his dms im wearing goth formal wear slow dancing in his mind palace, we are NOT the same