there's always this year

worshipper of the church of slim chances

[sibrmetrics]

pine. 25+, 18+ only!, rpf sideblog. @jirnkirks

i needed a place for deranged mariners posting

seattle mariners, montreal victoire, vancouver goldeneyes. dabbler of other mlb & nhl.

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[lokaror]

If u follow me i need you to grab a pick and help me mine all these iron and tin and copper and pig and gold and mithril and iron and steel and carboard and wool and iron and tin and copper veins

[sibrmetrics]

tried to write something but unfortunately it does appear ive completely forgotten how to write

[pitcherkisser]

👀👀👀

[sibrmetrics]

hes not his stepdad hes the dad who stepped up

[wordfather]

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

[nerdgutz]

*With barely concealed lust and a raging boner* Hey did you mmaybe wanna be a male role model in my life and like. take advantage of me about it or something

[worth-2-in-the-bush]

It's because Colt keeps eating the turf and getting sick :/ 🐎

[worth-2-in-the-bush]

Josh, Colt, and JP

[drivestraight]

what if i was your manager but also kind of your dad and your lover and your cautionary tale of getting close to everything you've ever wanted but only ever that, close

[drivestraight]

how could i forget

[hard4softthings]

I love seeing people go insane over their ugly little men like, I get it. I have an ugly little man too except he’s hot and beautiful and pretty

[jirnkirks]

sorta rpf-y, sorta just personal. but im kinda interested in writing/fic-ing about our non white religious players. call me #filipino but there is something interesting to me about catholicism in the philippines/latam- robles has a quote on his IG bio, bazardo very visibly crosses himself on the mount, and less sure but munny also looks like he is giving a small prayer when he ends his innings.

if ur white/havent had experience w this, i understand completely not wanting to/not familiar enough to write about it, but theres also something interesting that baseball has a lot of religious players but of 2 very different backgrounds/archtypes & contexts especially in USA.

[starryincubus]

Fucking a boy till his hole takes the shape of my strap, grabbing his ass and pinning him down by the back of his neck as he whines and whimpers pitifully. He peeks up at me with teary eyes, begging me to stop, to be more gentle, please, but I just keep pounding into him, smashing the tip into his cervix over and over again.

[seventh-inning-fetch]

people often think that feral horse herds are driven by the stallion of the band but it's actually more likely that there will be one dominant mare within the herd that tends to lead the group, especially during baby season when the need for resources for the mares and their offspring may be greater. stallions will chase their mares away from rival stallions but often do not have much of a say in directing the herd or when to flee from danger (one of the most important decisions a horse can make). and um well. what i’m trying to say is. j.p. um.

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go