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absolute gold on Reddit today

This has to be a man.

The average woman has periods for 40 years, give or take, so at around 12 periods per year, that would be 480 eggs laid over her years of fertility.

Presumably they hatch into babies? There's no way on earth a woman is going to want to care for that many babies/hatchings, and is sitting on the eggs required as well? Is she ever able to leave the house or, you know, get her damn body and life back?

What a fucking dismal existence that would be. JFC.

sick0

But they would only be babies if they weren’t a period. He said instead of a period. So it’s an unfertilized egg.

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Kinning Selina Meyer and Bojack Horseman so everyone avoid me while I make this money.

#veep #bojack horseman #how kind is death to greet me with the face of my best friend #$37

sys-at-civi

psychosis needs to lose its negative connotation, its a thing that happens. you are far closer to psychotic episodes than you think and we need to all know how to deal with them properly

theautisticschizo

I always say that psychosis is a natural part of human experience or state of mind. And guess what, non psychotics get MAD when I say that. "No, its not natural or normal at all! Dont normalize it!" Guess what happens when you haven't slept in a few days? Psychosis. Guess what can happen when you're too stressed? Psychosis. Guess what can happen from physical conditions? Psychosis. Psychosis is the same type of normal that any other negative state of mind is. Someone experiencing depression due to circumstances? Normal. Someone dissociating during a stressful event? Normal. Psychosis isn't different. ANYONE can experience psychosis and it doesn't even have to be a disorder. Psychotic disorders are disorders due to the frequency and intensity of psychosis.

People need to stop demonizing normal human experiences

loveridden1999

my birthday is september 20th please tell me happy birthday when you get the chance because i have to endure the desert for several more weeks and unfortunately will be unable to face the sun on said day, leaving me with a happiness shaped hole that can only be filled by birthday wishes.

#happy birhtday #happy birthday #desert #cake

i lost 40 diamonds and a full set of diamond armor but i persevered in the mines and even though i did not find them, like job my fortunes were restored twice-over. i will never understand kim kardashian as when she lost her diamond earring she should have just found 2 instead.

#minecraft #kim kardashian #diamond #diamonds #bible

the nicest thing anyone ever told is me is that im very good at making eye contact with everyone in a group when im telling a story

#kindness #i want people to see this #someone tell me the appropriate way to tag things

remember there is only so much time to be evil and sinister before you go to heaven so lock in

#aethestic #heaven #evik #sinister #lock in

when i say i want a hot dog real bad, it is not just a jenny cool impression

#jennifer coolidge #i dont know how to use tags anymore bc my parents made me get off tumblr when i was 12 but i will learn #minecraft

The only thing stopping me from being the spokesperson for Bagel Bites is that I don’t like them and I won’t eat them.

#bagel #bagel bites #I told this to my boss in a sleep induced panic