i’m like a crazy tired goldfish marceline

torchic | icon by @plattiewhack :3 | they/them | 25 | same name on ao3 | i talk too much

[sickgraymeat]

i was thinking abt what bonnie may have looked like in between and decided she definitely had a bowl cut

[litrallytyrus]

2024 BULLET JOURNAL SPREADS! (^_-)-☆

a collective post of all of my monthly bullet journal spreads, where each month is themed around a different cartoon!!!!

november & december in reblogs!

[litrallytyrus]

[mostrovskaa]

Boar and boar babies

[sickgraymeat]

Mid 20s is about developing symptoms of your mom’s hereditary physical health conditions

[casualcupholder]

i feel like its always been obvious but i really am a major marcie stan 😭

[g3ponyqueen]

💖 Soda Float 🍺

She was released in 2007 and was part of the Best Friends Line. She came with a clip on root beer accessory and was root beer scented.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

"we need less sanitized queer stories" youre the one saying the locked tomb series is bad because you dont like the prose. based off of a quote from goodreads of all places. that was dialogue, not even the actual prose.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

people keep reblogging only the first half of the post when the addition was the original post. ok

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

girl help. 4k notes

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

"she-ra fumbled its message" no! crucially, it didnt! it had the same message as the original she-ra show, which is "this lady is a superhero and is going to do superhero things like save the planet" and she did do that!

"oh but catra never apologized for what she did and they just let her join the good guys" thats a perfectly normal thing in childrens media, and the only reason yallre calling it out is because its queer and you want the perfect unproblematic queer media to exist. except that even if it did you would all find ways to nitpick it, which is the whole point of this post!

[shadowkat678]

Also, notably, she did apologize. They just think it wasn't good enough.

They absolutely could not handle more nuanced media.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

can we please pretty pleasr reblog this version,

[sickgraymeat]

Me feeling comfortable around my gf: haha nice varmints reference

[demilypyro]

I like to think they just actually talk like this when Finn isn't around, they don't wanna swear around the kid

[neosuchoo]

Gumlee if it was good /j

[sickgraymeat]

I have evolved so far from someone who needs media to be “Good” in order to enjoy it. I’m like the coach of a children’s sports team. Does it have heart? Is it cute? That’s all you need. Get out there and do your best!! Don’t forget to have fun!!!

[crewofthecreek]

Craig Before the Creek - Key Art Poster

Concept by Ben Levin, Benjamin Anders & Najja Porter

Designed & painted by Benjamin Anders

Available to buy/watch on December 11th!

[oakay-deactivated20241117]

bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

[mapsontheweb]

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

[unterwaesche]

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

[humanityinahandbag]

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

[anonymousalchemist]

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

[inkgoblinz]

bubbline fits!

[sickgraymeat]

Underwritten girls club!!!

[sickgraymeat]

Guided meditation leader: Alright guys were gonna mix things up this time!! just to keep you on your toes let’s start with some deep breathing